Who cares if the Fresh Prince is in it? Just so long as Judd Hirsch is there, I'll watch it. Judd Hirsch FTW!

"…with the weight of the world on his shoulders."

Denzel Washington really needs to play against type again. Surely he can do something besides "Cop with the weight of the world on his shoulder."

Does McConaughey take his shirt off in this one?

I'll set em up, you knock em down.

Both the Benghazi attack and the Egyptian rape she suffered took place as part of the Arab Spring. If I was a producer on 60 Minutes, and knowing Dylan Davies was a security contractor hired by the State Department, and learned Lara Logan, wife of defense contractor, wanted to interview him, I'd be waving red flags.…

Even if it's just fingers and/or possibly a thumb?

Who's Jeremy?

The problem is, how do you prove your show is the pinnacle of investigative journalism when your roster of journalists is so weak? They give Morley Safer puff pieces now, but he, Lesley Stahl and Steve Croft, Ed Bradley, and for what it's worth Andy Rooney, each had decades of journalism experience before joining 60…

Hey O'Neal, if any member of NKOTB is going to get his head stuck on a pike, it'd either be Jonathan or Danny. Joey's the star! Here's a helpful chart:

Third one is better than the second one. In the second one they have a preposterous mission to save the town and region, and in 1 and 3 they just have to get home.

This show should go full on gay, and then have the comedy be straight-panic jokes.

I wish Fun. didn't have the period because when you read something with their name in the text it seems like the article hadn't been proofread.

Reese Witherspoon:
OK, Mr. De Niro, let's take a look at your resume. Skills: shrugging, repeating lines, heavy breathing through nose into microphone, shaking head, some yelling. Well, Mr. De Niro, are you sure my fashion website would be a good fit for you?

If Rick and Ilsa get together there's no redemption for Rick. Ilsa did not love Rick more than Victor. We also don't know if Ilsa was a speed bump in Rick's love life. Rick becomes depressed after Ilsa shows up in Cafe Americain, not before. He still held a torch for her, and yes it was 1942 so Bogie would not have…

A byproduct of classifying art into genres and sub-genres is people try to analyze a brief moment in time looking for profundity where sometimes none exists.

John Candy is not in Home Alone.

HAHA, yeah, like his tongue is too big for his mouth?

Haha! Oh, mom! You're so adorable!

My dad confiscated my cassette of Blood Sugar Sex Magik because he heard the chorus in Funky Monks that goes "Funky Motherfucker will not be told to go."