If anyone wants to see the naked chick…
tcj.com/journalista/eightba…

A-Ha!
I think Noel's the guy who sent in the Pathetic Geek Story about Jem and the Holograms.

In defense of Millennium
I'd also ditched the show by the third episode but having no life meant I watched a lot of TV, even the occasional episode of shows I'd abandoned. Millennium actually became entertaining when it ditched the Serial Killer of the Week format and started doing supernatural X-Files stuff. I…

They should just show one of those birthing videos
Especially one of those that look extremely disgusting and painful-looking. The little runts will start clamouring to get their genitals removed, or at least they'll become extremely paranoid about birth control.

How about "precious"?
That works just as well as "twee".

I agree with dirtyhippie
I think the first season's opening was more dynamic and interesting. This new one is okay but nothing special.

Charlie Sheen has done one good thing in his personal life
He forced his ex-wife Denise Richards to pose for Playboy. Then again, her boobs looked kind of weird so maybe that's also in the minus column.

That looks like my cousin's ideal bathroom
Well, she's less into pink, but she loves her cutesy junk. She's also an annoying bitch who I considered murdering the last time I spent a couple of days with her.

Love Actually was okay
I would have liked it better if it had ended a little more than halfway through the movie when all the characters had screwed up their attempts at making a connection to another human being. Actually, for about a couple seconds I thought that was the end and mentally applauded a movie that…

I don't get the Einstein reference
Did he have something pithy to say about baseball?

Are you going to cover the Boondocks too?
The new season is starting soon.

So do we actually get to see Tony Leung's boner?
Or is it more flaccid?

Is anybody else embarrassed to read fantasy books in public?
Dear God, those covers are horrible. Why does literary fiction get all the good cover designers?

They should change the title to "I fucked the President's wife"
Then there'd be a good reason for the top secret spooks to come after him.

What about Elliot from Pete's Dragon?
Oh wait, that movie sucked. I watched that as a kid and kept waiting for the gags to start rolling out. It never happened, and I was tricked into watching a heartwarming tale about an orphan in a small New England town.

Holy shit, I didn't know that dude was from Roseanne!
Now that was a funny sitcom.

Sports figure cameos
I mostly agree about the half-assed cameo comment, but I think that's due more to the decline in writing rather than anything inherently unfunny with using sports figures. Come on, Wade Boggs arguing with Barney over which British Prime Minister was the best, Darryl Strawberry acting like a…

Why do some people like mint chocolate?
It tastes just like toothpaste.

Hey Hurley
Asian storytelling is decent enough, but it sounds like you've only seen films geared to a nerd demographic. I'll concede that much of the anime/sci-fi/martial-arts shlock is incoherent, but watch something from Wong Kar-wai or Takeshi Kitano (among others) and tell me you think the same. I think many bad…

Uwe Boll doesn't know how to read
For evidence, I present to you the following scathing article, written by a guy who wrote the first draft for Alone in the Dark:
www.somethingawful.com/inde…