Ya know, it's at moments like this that I wish we had footage of a gay transvestite chopping up Dave Mustaine with an ax.

"Very Bad Things" with my mother on a Sunday afternoon. We walked out feeling dirty in our very souls.

"Very Bad Things" with my mother on a Sunday afternoon. We walked out feeling dirty in our very souls.

Came here to post this. I share in your shame, Professor. Now, let us all sit back and bask in the dusty memory of a time when Tony Shalhoub was an in-demand character actor.

Came here to post this. I share in your shame, Professor. Now, let us all sit back and bask in the dusty memory of a time when Tony Shalhoub was an in-demand character actor.

I went to a funky alternative school where all the seniors spend the second semester of the year on internships or doing big, not-in-school projects. Graduation was basically a room full of kids who actually graduated months earlier, so nothing about the ceremony actually mattered.

I went to a funky alternative school where all the seniors spend the second semester of the year on internships or doing big, not-in-school projects. Graduation was basically a room full of kids who actually graduated months earlier, so nothing about the ceremony actually mattered.

I checked out early in Season 3, so maybe you Stockholm cases can explain this to me. Everything described in the review sounds insufferably bad but the finale got an A. Is this some sort of sliding scale thing? Is this what happens when a show is so terrible that those forced to watch it find exemplary merit where…

I would like to point out the irony of the phrase "painful-to-read" appearing in an article currently surrounded by the hot pink background of the GCB promo.

So, I'd heard about Lana Del Rey in the pop ether but never listened to her music. Then I bore witness to a Jobriath-caliber backlash that hurled so much vitriol her way that I was expecting some kind of brainless pop abomination in the vein of Ke$ha or Katy Perry…

Color me surprised as hell that Harrow's injury wasn't makeup.

If I recall correctly, Bro Juice is a nuanced concoction of vodka and POM.

Speaking as a hat myself, I take issue with this comment. Maybe it's just Williamsburg overload, but hat hate is unjustified in the right context, such as life in a rainy city. Umbrellas take up too much room on the sidewalk. Hats are clearly superior rain-suppression accessories.

Jim Rash's delivery on "And now, the pants" is perfect and hilarious.

Am I the only one who thought Cinzia wasn't real? I mean, nobody else but Wilfred actually saw her and it's not like Ryan doesn't have a history of imaginary friends.

No love for Seattle?
I saw Arcade Fire play live a few years back and they put on a hell of a show. Been missing them up here in the Northwest, though.

Michael/Erin, Father/Daughter
While I'm pretty certain that whole father-daughter role play thing was just a one-off bit, I'm a little concerned that it was the beginning of an arc about how Michael actually IS Erin's father. I mean, if Michael's leaving the show, giving him the child he always wanted seems like it'd…

Kristen Wiig
She was actually reprising a pretty funny role from Season 1. She played Jennifer, an alcoholic and Jonathan's client in "The Alanon Case".

In the episode last season when Jim and Pam went to visit the preschool, they both made complete asses of themselves and the guy who ran the school called them on it. I think the show has done a decent job of depicting the difference between who the people in the office are at work and who they are everywhere else. We…

Spangler/Grant Conversation
Did anybody else get a puppet-master vibe off the plot with Grant's wife getting fired? It was perfectly timed to give Grant extra incentive to accept a promotion and his wife cited a performance record at work to suggest that her firing came out of left field. That Spangler shows up to…