So, did you nail her or what?

This morning, when 19-year-old me came to the future to punch me in the face for being a sell-out, I laughed at him and said, "Ha ha, you like Sublime, Loser."

I can't wait for the 30 for 30 on the Von Erich family.

The Springsteen version of "Trapped" on that album kicks serious A!

Yeah, but think about how much more money they would have raised if they had the kids from "Kids Incorporated" singing on it.

As a kid I got scared when the Springsteen parts came on because 6-year-old me (when I was just a little Great) wondered "why is he so angry?"

I always liked the YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH over the Huey Lewis/Kim Carnes duet. Man, Kim Carnes really got shafted.

How is it Lionel Richie looks better now than he ever did in the 80s?

This is clearly falls under the "visual" portion of "Audio/Visual Club."

This is what Fiancèe the Great and I are doing for wedding photos.

Probably.

What was wrong with Witchboards 1, 2, and III?

The thing that bugs me about the whole ordeal is that we missed out on a perfectly good "Total Eclipse of the Heart" lyric thread that was just getting started.

It always happens when I'm working. Well, I'm working from home today!

I've always wanted to see one of these happen in real time. It's like the time I got to watch Patton Oswalt go after ProdigalSam on Twitter.

clap…clap…clap

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon…

Dude, who do you need to apologize to from high school?

That's what you get for living in a powder keg that's giving off sparks.

Fuckin' FINALLY!