If this was a real tour, Mom the Great would go apeshit.

More importantly, you know what this means?

Wait, what? When did this happen? I don't approve of your leaving, but I appreciate you sticking around for this.

Sounds like you just need to keep me on speed dial for all creative decisions.

The word "rebel" would have kept the same cadence.

So…what's the new lyric?

At the risk of feeding a troll, it's not about any emotional toll, or reliving some hellish nightmare. It's that every action movie now needs to destroy a major city.

I still don't know if that or the 2009 NFC championship hurts more.

Well, it's more like I'm getting tired of "9/11 for funzies."*

My favorite player. I still get sad that he never got a ring.

Interesting side note: somehow I ended up seeing Partners in Kryme perform at some Nancy Reagan "Just Say No" rally when I was living in Maryland.

Yay, another movie where Manhattan (or the equivalent stand-in) is destroyed, in peril, in decay. This never gets old.

Girlfriend the Great can recite that from memory, as she loved the movie and the soundtrack, but she never saw the show. I had to inform her that no, Raphael was not the leader, but Leonardo is.

Eddie Izzard has a solution for just this situation: "a cunning use of flags."

I know I said I left, but I dropped my keys…

Don't reply to me. I've already left.

"And none of this whole "Their culture doesn't celebrate guns and there's a strong social safety net to both catch people with mental disorders and prevent poverty from becoming desperation, and everyone is rigorously background checked and trained on the use of their guns." either."

I saw that in Porky's too.

From you, isn't it more like a queef?

Apple bowing to Comcast? That'd never have happened if Steve Jobs were still alive.