But he plays the pan flute too.

"pan pipe solos"

Now we know who runs the Onion twitter account.

Yeah, but the whole reason for casting dames as Peter Pan was because an age appropriate boy couldn't do all the song and dance numbers, and flying choreography. By the time a male could do that, his voice was starting to change.

And my roommate on the first day of college.

It's only gay if your balls touch.

Mary Martin never passed as a guy.

That's why we have Ruffio. That dude was like, everything.

If we're lucky we can get Fergie to reprise her role as Sally.

But then, only outlaws will have country.

He was trying, but there was something in the way.

But, the show must go on.

Yes, I know. But my parents just want to see FNL stuff.

Oh yeah, that place in Austin that specializes in burgers.

Yeah, but they taped Friday Night Lights in Pflugerville.

I don't think anyone is blaming SXSW. I think it's more that it's surprising with so many people coming for so many years that it hadn't happen sooner.

Unfortunately not. That looks a little too far south of where I lived and hung around. The farthest south I routinely got was the YMCA fields off of Ed Blaustein blvd for Ultimate Spring/Fall/Winter Leagues.

When my parents came down to visit me, they were originally planning on coming during SXSW until I strongly urged them not to.

"That's pretty rich. Rustic Austin, TX"

Glad to hear everyone is accounted for.