I don't know if you're kidding or not.

Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man, it just popped in there.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, "Wig in a Box"

Temptations or TLC?

Here. These are all the likes.

Richard Marx, "Hazard"

He could be in that Dave Navarro biopic.

I've never heard of a good portion of these artists. God, I'm old.

It's almost like art criticism is subjective or something.

I dunno. Kate Micucci does something for me.

Usually no one. Everyone just does the fake sex movements like in the video.

Hatesong is close to being a really good feature. They definitely need to start steering the interviews away from the "once it got big I hated it" and quit letting comedians do bits like "I hate this because I'm edgy; isn't that funny?"

Is your gimmick that you just shit on Lena Dunham, kind of like the opposite of that guy who loves Michael Bay a little too much?

Nu Disqus lets anyone in these days. It's getting to be like CNN in here.

And considering the point of the original version is the singer basically saying "I'm manipulating you. Right now, I'm doing it. Sing along to the chorus, bastards!"

I saw a small-town Tennessee theater put on a production of it a few years ago, which sounds really odd, but it wasn't bad, like a complete train wreck or anything. It was probably just okay.

@timmierzejewski:disqus See? Classic.

So, I'm not missing anything if I just stick with the movie soundtrack.

You have to really like the newlyweds to go through with it. Really, really like them.

Wait, Wainwright covered "Origin of Love?" Now I hate him even more. I'm certainly not listening to that.