So, you're comparing it to Nebraska then?

Still can't get a wrestling column.

Of course he's not coming to Nashville. Man, eff this town.

I feel so dumb.

He was also the voice of the Junk Yard Dog on the Hulk Hogan's Rock & Wrestling cartoon.

Bachelor spoilers: Bland guy picks aspiring vocalist.

Well, what do I know?

But the controller for "Big Bird's Egg Catch" was a giant over-sized number pad, perfect for four-year-old and furry blue fingers.

I'm surprised Jim let you play anything other than "Big Bird's Egg Catch" back then.

The big problem with the game was that the instructions were never clear that the objective of the game was to assemble the Speak-n-Spell communicator and get back to the forest so the ship could pick you up.

See, the thing about Pong was you had to use the paddles instead of the joysticks.

You have to hold up on the joystick to get ET to extend his neck and levitate out of them, then float over to one of the edges.

I beat this game! Interview me!

This'll rifle some feathers.

My cousin absolutely loves this show and asks why I don't watch it every time he sees me, even though he knows I don't have cable.

Somehow, I think this will be okay with their core audience.

"A KLAM News break: We interrupt to bring you an update on the search for the missing 12-year-old, Ray Brower. The police have expanded their efforts to include Mutton, Durham, and the outlying areas. A spokesman for the police indicated…"

That crazy period in the early 80's when Charles Grodin was a sex symbol and a leading man.

This is my dad's new favorite movie.

As soon as the eyes turned white.