I'm really digging it so far. I'm reading it after watching the first two seasons though, so I don't know if that's cheating.

I just finished David Shoemaker's The Squared Circle because I'm a sucker for professional wrestling books and Bill Simmons can get me to buy anything. I liked it, but it was really an updated collection of his Dead Wrestler of the Week blog posts, with some wrestling history thrown in.

He'd make an excellent Herr Starr, but might be too expensive now.

I loved Elizabeth Banks in her prime, but sadly I think she's already aged out of the Tulip role. Adrianne Palicki would be great perfect. She needs to be on my TV more anyway.

This is Onion cross-over week, right?

Hell, Affleck would have worked back when they were bandying about the Kevin Smith version before we all started hating Affleck the first time.

I loved this comic too much. It hit me at the right time to be everything I ever wanted in a narrative story with just enough religious iconography to make a 19-year-old in a dead-end factory job in a horribly repressed Footlosse-esque small town throw himself into the story.

Niece the Great is going to go APE SHIT!

Oh, if you're going to be in Fort Worth, stop by the Grotto for a drink.

Are you going to Dallas proper, or an area close to Dallas like Fort Worth or Irving or Denton? Because they get real particular about that. Some might even get ornery, if say you were to refer to Fort Worth as Dallas.

No, but she did have a DVD copy of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

I never had an issue with Upper Haight every time I went there, but I guess I was able to see past the faux-psychedalia, baby-boomer idolatry and instead never left an ex-girlfriend's bedroom.

Recycled Records is/was better than Amoeba the last time I was there.

You know, Joey-Joe's ready.

Liked for Bitchin' Camaros. Mine was an '85 Z28, with t-tops and louvers. Want to race for pinks?

Looking forward to the hip-hop version of "She's a No Good B."

So we're misogynists for not attending Timberwolves games? Or watching other sports than Timberwolves basketball?

Why do a Girls promotion for the Timberwolves when the Lynx just won their second title?

There's a part of me that wants to go out and celebrate now that it's officially dead, but there's this other part that has this quiet stoicism, like the dead victim at the end of an episode of Cold Case.

I was an assistant manger at a Blockbuster. Good riddance. Working at BBV was one of the worst jobs anyone could ever have at any age.