Yeah, what @avclub-6ca57d2774f04ac8acf3d2b10f0338f4:disqus said! Nerd rage is still justified.

This needs to be liked so many times it bleeds into the original article and renders it moot. Because someone somewhere is sitting around smugly, going, "I showed them…ha ha."

What'd her daddy do?

She lives in Canada so we can't get any data on her.

Why isn't this accompanied with the big red NO?

I believe it's

He's not The A. Dowd?

Far be it from me to be someone to disagree with a rusty tuna can lid. Those things make a point.

So, do we like Kids now or do we hate it?

@avclub-204453609b38abf5762fadf06f424221:disqus I wish that I had a daughter famous enough to be called a "cunt" by the Onion. They can call me one too for all I care. As long as they don't refer to me as just "Area Man" I'd be ecstatic.

I'd pay good money to watch Brodie Bruce solve crimes instead.

Are they doing the live chat this year like they did last year? It's the only human interaction I get during the Super Bowl.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus Liked for Gamecocks!

I hate that I have such huge crushes on both of them.

If the long con is that yes, Simone is full of crap, then I'm fine with her being on for a couple episodes.

I see your mechanical spider and raise you a tightly wound coiled spring ready to…OH MY GOD, WILL SMITH RUINED THE LEGACY OF KOOL MOE DEE!

See: Dee, Kool Moe, "Wild, Wild, West", Jive Records, 1988.

Or rewrite history.

@avclub-bf3eb25e65e1f87dab76829f15a0907a:disqus Keepin' the legend alive!

@avclub-bf3eb25e65e1f87dab76829f15a0907a:disqus Keepin' the legend alive!