When he referred to Alyssa as "sooo bee-u-tee-dul" I became convinced that he's the voice of Tree Trunks on Adventure Time. Which made me love him even more than ever before.

I've still never seen season 1 in its entirety because I could not watch an Ongina-less episode.

Wayne Coyne is the first to admit that the majority of awesome things he's responsible for creating are the result of making a metric shit-ton of crap and then sifting through it to find the moments of brilliance.
The problem is that now he just releases all the crap that isn't good enough for a real album.

I haven't read these books, but whoever wrote them seems to have had my grandmother cook for them.

I think that's what threw Tu off. He heard "embrace curves," looked at the hungry paperdoll that is his model and thought, "I need to build some curves into this dress!"

Blunderous, really, who does?

I've never watched this show, and I'm still not sure if I ever will. I am, however, a freelance dramaturg, so I may have to. Does everyone feel like they know what the hell a dramaturg is now?

When something brings you so much happiness, and someone tries to take that happiness from you? That's sad.