I like the left when I need a sensitive and loving partner, and the right when I just need the job done.

Although, honestly, I think 82-83 was better for pop music, starting with Thriller at the end of '82, and then Synchronicity, Pyromania, Pancho and Lefty, U2's War, Sonic Youth's first album, REM's first album, Bowie's Let's Dance, etc. etc. It was kind of a banner 14 months.

Jesus Christ. So many movies to sneak into…

Everyone knows '84 was where it was at. Vanessa Williams forced to resign as Miss America; first Macintosh goes on sale; Soviets puss out on the summer games; Reagan joked about bombing the Russians; Michael Jackson lights himself on fire during a Pepsi commercial; Prince freaks out Tipper Gore; The Smiths release…

That is creepy as shit.

I'm going to avoid this movie because there's no fucking need to make another Blade Runner movie. I'd wish these lazy motherfuckers in Hollywood would do more than crank out fan-boy tug jobs, and if you can't think of something new to do, there are so many great books and short stories to adapt for the screen. That's…

I'm not suggesting he hit a minor in the face, but if the kid openly defies him, then physically tossing him out of the house—assuming he's big enough to do so—instead of asking him to leave again probably will not land NPNH in jail and it might make an impression. He may end up in court (emphasis on "may"), but I…

Yep, everyone is implicated in everything at this point, and there isn't much a consumer can do about it. Thanks, free trade! My point was that arguing against a boycott by saying Stoli isn't "Russian" isn't very productive. It's like saying you don't want to buy Toyota or Nissan because you want to protect American…

That's what the firearms are for.

I think it's a little more complicated than you let on. Everywhere else in the world, Stoli clings to its Russian identity; SPI has billions in assets in Russia; their supply chain is Russian; they market other labels in Russia and do significant business there; and only their end-process (chiefly bottling and…

NPNH is clearly not projecting the right amount of scary/crazy/psycho vibe. When I was in high school, there were always those older brothers or fathers that you did not want to fuck with, and you did not pull shit like that around them. Period.

The creepiest thing about Dornan's Paul Spector is the way he warms up before his killings, and although it never occurred to me before, it made perfect sense the first time he did it. It really would be physically demanding—probably on the level of a wrestling tournament or MMA fight—to capture, bind, and kill a…

Nice. Thanks.

Stanley Tucci looks fucking insane. 

Jesus, these guys are still around? Crazy. I think I lost track of BtS after There's Nothing Wrong with Love. I really liked seeing their Seattle shows, though. Small and fun. Also that year I saw Martsch and Calvin Johnson play in a record store for the Halo Benders album. Is any of the later Built to Spill shit…

Well this really fucking sucks.

Batman on cleanup duty?

Knowing nothing about the comics, the "adversarial relationship" between the two must be pretty short and end in a predictable fashion.

If it's Superman, then Batman will spend the rest of his life shitting out of a colostomy bag, assuming he survives.

"Am I old and stuffy because I don't think the term "boy/girlfriend" applies to someone you only interact with online?"