Ben should look into DP Dough. Unlike most calzones, they are not harder to eat than regular pizza. More like pizza sandwiches I guess.

Ben should look into DP Dough. Unlike most calzones, they are not harder to eat than regular pizza. More like pizza sandwiches I guess.

Ever since I started playing Words With Friends I've been waiting to hear the word ZA in casual conversation. Thank you, Parks and Rec.

Ever since I started playing Words With Friends I've been waiting to hear the word ZA in casual conversation. Thank you, Parks and Rec.

The animosity towards corn was more because Jerry asked for it.

The animosity towards corn was more because Jerry asked for it.

I almost made a conditional reply accounting for both the possibility of sarcasm and sincerity, but was too lazy in the end. Your remark, made in jest, resembles a fairly typical comment from some drive-by hipster troll. Written sarcasm requires an element of absurdity in order to be easily identified.

I almost made a conditional reply accounting for both the possibility of sarcasm and sincerity, but was too lazy in the end. Your remark, made in jest, resembles a fairly typical comment from some drive-by hipster troll. Written sarcasm requires an element of absurdity in order to be easily identified.

I wonder if there has ever been a Parks/BB notification less deserving of this comment. Even a Cranston/Poelher sex tape would be somewhat underwhelming—they would be much better suited for a Brock Landers-style porno with more characters and dialogue, and a greater variety of ways to do it and stuff.

I wonder if there has ever been a Parks/BB notification less deserving of this comment. Even a Cranston/Poelher sex tape would be somewhat underwhelming—they would be much better suited for a Brock Landers-style porno with more characters and dialogue, and a greater variety of ways to do it and stuff.

I second the praise for Mirror Traffic. It is even better than Real Emotional Trash, which was my previous favorite solo album of his.

I second the praise for Mirror Traffic. It is even better than Real Emotional Trash, which was my previous favorite solo album of his.

The weird thing is that 30 Rock keeps getting nominated. I've hated those CBS shows that keep getting nominated for quite a while anyway, but being a fairly big fan of both 30 Rock and Parks and Rec during their respective peaks, I'm quite shocked that it was the former that was deemed worthy of nomination this year.

The weird thing is that 30 Rock keeps getting nominated. I've hated those CBS shows that keep getting nominated for quite a while anyway, but being a fairly big fan of both 30 Rock and Parks and Rec during their respective peaks, I'm quite shocked that it was the former that was deemed worthy of nomination this year.

As a point of reference, I also saw Matrix 3 high. I figured out that it sucked, but it took me a fairly long time. I was all like getting into the story for a while, then I was like, "wait, this is a horrible movie."

As a point of reference, I also saw Matrix 3 high. I figured out that it sucked, but it took me a fairly long time. I was all like getting into the story for a while, then I was like, "wait, this is a horrible movie."

I watched Avatar drunk, and that had the opposite effect. I just kept laughing at that absurdly evil general guy who was always holding a coffee mug.

I watched Avatar drunk, and that had the opposite effect. I just kept laughing at that absurdly evil general guy who was always holding a coffee mug.

This is sort of embarrassing, but I liked the first Transformers. I was with a bunch of people who liked it and was also high, so that might have affected my opinion, but I feel like I would've noticed if it were as bad as the second one, which was just…holy crap…

This is sort of embarrassing, but I liked the first Transformers. I was with a bunch of people who liked it and was also high, so that might have affected my opinion, but I feel like I would've noticed if it were as bad as the second one, which was just…holy crap…