And you're very much a huge bag of cold limp cocks.

Piece of shit.

Put a gun in your mouth and "trigger" that, shit stain.

Yeah, erase Lou Reed's troll job and replace it with tape hiss.

There goes whatever credibility Metallica managed to salvage. Gaga is not a "metal chick", period. It was a sell-out move by a sell-out band, verification of how sad-sack sorry Metallica has been for the last thirty years. Don't spit on the cupcake and call it frosting, Ulrich.

There's nothing wrong with the Grammys, they've always sucked (Christopher Cross). The "problem" is with Beyonce stans who go ballistic if she doesn't win every award and have endless praise heaped upon her at all times. It's gotten so ridiculous that the winning artists now feel obliged to apologize to her after they…

Good, she's a garbage-peddling scumbag just like her adoring daddy. Everyone's weary of listening to her daddy's endless pimping about how awesome she is, take away daddy's money and she's nothing special at all.

Why is anyone glorifying this imbecile? She's a kid in need of serious help. She speaks and acts like a complete idiot and one day her obnoxious fake personality is going to get her beaten or killed. The last thing anyone should be doing is allowing her to profit from her slovenly nonsense and incoherent catch phrases.

They all try so hard to pretend they're empowered women even as they surgically mutate themselves into sex fantasies for a specific group of men.

Are gigantic asses and/or talentless sluts integral to the plot? Or does the film star a bunch of fifth-rate rappers who need "fluffers"?

Eat shit and die, Trumpie.

Fuck off and die, Trumpie.

Fuck your mother, Trumpie.

Hey Trumpie, change your bib, it's drenched in drool again. Hopefully they post the Trump death video very, very soon. That one I'll definitely watch.

Bite me, jizzhat. You're way out of your league here, King Of Metal. If you think this album matches up with classic Metallica you're deranged.

"Mumbling Imbecile Demands Attention, Says Stupid Thing". West should focus on what he knows best…selling crappy clothes and drawing attention to his wife's enormous fanny.

There's just no reason these songs need to be eight minutes long. It's all repetition. And it'd be nice if they'd once in a while take a turn for the heavy instead of always looking for the hook, seeing how they're named "Metallica" and all.

The best Metallica album in twenty years. That's like saying "this roasted squirrel is the best thing I've eaten since those boiled turnips" but still. Generic, way too much Hetfield crooning and the goddamned songs are way way too long. But they actually sound like they were trying here for once. At this pace their…

"Zombies are everywhere! We're never safe! Hey, this place looks safe! We should live here! This isn't so bad! Uh-oh, mysterious weirdos! Let's kill them all! Uh-oh, the weirdos were working on behalf of an even bigger weirdo! Oh no, he outsmarted us! And now he's killed the beloved character! What will we do now?"

Freddy Got Fingered is the single worst movie ever made.