The Ace solo album is the best record ever released under the Kiss banner.

I detested Reagan and everything he stood for but next to that orange sleazebag he was a towering paragon of virtue. There is no comparison.

Fuck this asshole and fuck his shitty TV show too. The guy is a con man and a fraud, period.

Nothing was worse than one of those cardboard CD cases. They'd tear, get all worn-out looking almost immediately and they looked stupid next to all those neat plastic ones on the shelf.

"Whaaaa, whaaaaa, the mean nasty pop song made me SO ANGRY!!!!". Who cares about the police? Who cares about Beyonce?

It's OK to occasionally refrain from softly lapping Kanye's testicles, you know. The second I saw "Blac Chyna" in the review I knew it was total garbage, some rumpy star-fucker has zero to do with anything.

Here's a list of things I own
Look how big my dick has grown
I fucked Kim and Amber Rose
Now look at me as my models pose
Overrated? Prob-ab-ly
Now everybody look at me!
Mumble mumble mumble, groan and sputter
Kim K's here, pass the buttah

True, blows.

West is the Cool Ranch Doritos of music. Way overrated and not that good.

More like Life Of Pablum.

His rumpy weirdo of a wife probably hasn't helped either.

Ahhh, the 90s, back when hip-hop superstars were dangerous and cool, unlike today where they organize (guffaw) fashion shows.

Just cut to the fucking chase already and release the "Ass" album with a shot of your wife's rump on the cover. We all know where this is leading.

The funniest thing about it all was that Ghouliani wasn't reacting to her performance. He was reacting to the stories her paid shills were posting all over the internet about how she completely dominated the proceedings and set modern music and culture completely on its ear blah blah blah. Then he went back and…

Take a bunch of corporate marketing cretins, order them to try too hard and what do you get? Super Bowl commercials!

Who said she can't? Why do you even know about it? Because she wants you to know about it, that's why.

It's all very annoying, every time she appears on anything her fans carry on like she just reinvented entertainment. It's the exact same thing every time.

Big fucking deal, that's like you or I donating a buck fifty. For them it's nothing but a nice tax write-off.

Yeah, I remember back when the Black Panthers would break out their stripper pole dance moves and perform live with the two most vanilla artists imaginable.

The "Beyonce as social warrior" stuff is totally insane. She couldn't possibly be more of a corporate stooge, every single detail of her career has been carefully engineered to make money and nothing more. She tosses some "socially relevant" stock footage into her new video and suddenly she's speaking for entire races…