Jagging off is when girls think about David James Elliot while masturbating.

Depends, what do you wear over them?

Redacted.

Redacted.

Wow. Interesting.

Wow. Interesting.

As Matthew Perry would say: Goon.

As Matthew Perry would say: Goon.

What about in high school when Henry showed up (played by the Poor Man's Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Pitt). My memories of him are hazy - something about him playing football and making Jen swoon or something. Perhaps he was a Bad Boy, what with his squinting and all.
And/or when Jack came out of the closet and, as the…

What about in high school when Henry showed up (played by the Poor Man's Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Pitt). My memories of him are hazy - something about him playing football and making Jen swoon or something. Perhaps he was a Bad Boy, what with his squinting and all.
And/or when Jack came out of the closet and, as the…

It's hard to say when Dawson's Creek became a shallow parody of itself at this point because even the pilot felt like that now. Don't take my ideas too seriously, though: Somehow I didn't realize Pacey and Andie had sex that night.

It's hard to say when Dawson's Creek became a shallow parody of itself at this point because even the pilot felt like that now. Don't take my ideas too seriously, though: Somehow I didn't realize Pacey and Andie had sex that night.

In the few minutes of the Time Machine Chefs episode I watched, Ilan seemed to have grown up since his Top Chef days. You can still hate him, of course.

In the few minutes of the Time Machine Chefs episode I watched, Ilan seemed to have grown up since his Top Chef days. You can still hate him, of course.

After the frequent bait and switch tactic where "three amazing guest judges" turn out to be retreads from a hundred other cooking shows, it was astonishing to see Guy Savoy, Alain Ducasse and Daniel Boulud show up together in this episode. Well done, Masterchef.

After the frequent bait and switch tactic where "three amazing guest judges" turn out to be retreads from a hundred other cooking shows, it was astonishing to see Guy Savoy, Alain Ducasse and Daniel Boulud show up together in this episode. Well done, Masterchef.

Becky had a valid point about being taken to task over her sashimi. Gordon berated her even more so than he did Josh who both had the advantage and the temerity to unsuccessfully alter the dish (did he fail to realize that Barack Obama once ate that dish in a Michelin-starred restaurant?! The gall!). I suppose she…

Becky had a valid point about being taken to task over her sashimi. Gordon berated her even more so than he did Josh who both had the advantage and the temerity to unsuccessfully alter the dish (did he fail to realize that Barack Obama once ate that dish in a Michelin-starred restaurant?! The gall!). I suppose she…

You know the fat judge with the glasses? I don't think there are any lenses in the frames.

You know the fat judge with the glasses? I don't think there are any lenses in the frames.