Oh hell, I'll tune in this year, just to see more of these blantent auditions.

Arooy?!?

This is me possessing some people. (looking into the camera)What the fuck have you done lately?!

Actually, it's more like "Blair Witch", only more coherent and successful.

It's official, ABC Family is literally trying to turn themselves into the CW Monday-Tuesday night lineup.

"Even before taking on the unenviable task of becoming rock’s savior, Ke$ha cemented her place in its hallowed lineage by pointing out that she’s totally just like Bob Dylan"

SHE'S going to save rock n' roll?!?

Yeah, you can't see it but I'm totally laughing right now.

"Joe Zee declared that Robert Pattinson had pulled off something entirely new: 'a vampire who has style and romantic appeal."

YARDSQUIRRRRELLLLLS !!!!!!!

Yeah, they did.

You know what this episode could've used:

Oh, great. Yet another "Hollywierd" production that's trying to be the next "Harry Potter".

He should beat the fuck out of that NOT Bane.

Please don't bring up that NOT Bane.

Oh god, Rihanna's stupid Jafacian accent sounds stupider in the trailer. And they just HAD to give her that generic "My daddy told me they were comin' " line, didn't they?

"Jennifer's Body" would like to have a word with you.

One of the lyrics in the Christmas Rap still bugs me:
"If years were seasons, this December would be the December of our December"

Seriously, what the hell are "regionals"?

…. From Arlington, Texas.