I don't mind watching but I only like to watch attractive people.

Coupons are for chumps. The only acceptable way of paying less than the advertised price is haggling.

The Popular Front

YOU'RE A DISGRACE

Oh, good. I was thinking it might be something I hallucinated. Remember the one where the fat kid with the glasses almost drowned?

Of course you defend Arrested Development.

I meant, "meant."

I remember talking to a (not very bright) girl before I knew that the film existed. She asked me, "Do you believe in quantum physics." It seemed like a strange question but I answered with no hesitation, "of course, I do." Then I learned what she met by quantum physics…

*harp music*

On further thought, they should start an AV Club of sex so I can combine my interests.

I've never given much notice to the zoosk ads. I do often notice "[popular website] of sex" ads frequently but I suppose that just speaks to the kind of websites a frequent when I'm not here.

"Father's Daughter: Delicious, Easy"

It might depend on which fuk hol we're talking about. I can think of at least one that I wouldn't want to put a square peg in. Or at least I wouldn't want to take it out.

Eine Kleine Chinmuzik
This is not nonsensical. It appears to combine the title of a piece by Mozart with either the name of Shawn Michaels' finishing move or a pitch to a batter's face. I wouldn't quite call it clever, but it is what it is

"The Vomit Arsonist" is pretty good
But nothing here beats my favourite from a few years ago:

Perhaps they are referring to the natural logarithm. Texas, I remind you, is the home of Texas Instruments.

This is pointless. You can be guaranteed that the troll won't respect the results of the poll. I suppose, AVC could stop allowing unregistered users to comment, but this wouldn't fully remedy the problem and I'm not sure that the benefits would outweigh the costs. The best thing to do is not enable them like you are…

Vadim's not the most prominent member of the AV family but he's been around doing music reviews for a while.

Try heroin.

Make fun of the Pope and you get what comes. You could not be so daft that you did not anticipate the consequences of your actions. But, considering your theory of the tides, maybe…