Need to borrow money to pay this lawyer, Charlie hey/ I'll be eligible for parole come Valentine's Day

I wonder if the carpet
matches her pubes

SPOILER: HITLER GETS KILLED BY THE AMERICAN JEWS AND YOU GET TO SEE THEM SHOOTING HIS FACE UNTIL IT FALLS APART!!!

getting back to malort, though - truly the most heinous thing i've ever had the misfortune to force down my gullet. tastes like rotten batch of grapefruit fermented in somebody's dirty sock hamper

indiana beach crow - you forgot 'jism'

i liked the part where he donned the shades.

I can't wait
to read all the articles!

which alladin game are we talking about — there were two distinct versions, one for the genesis, and one for snes. i was partial to the capcom developed snes version - the graphics weren't as flashy, but the animation and physics were right on, and the gameplay was better as a result.

word. totes carnage rulez. like smash tv, but gorier!

having lived in keene, new hampshire for five years of my life, i can confidently say that the music scene there is taking off. not sure what part of nh these guys are from, but southwest nh is home to a large number of promising young artists, solid venues, intellectual types, wingnut lunatics and…

let's not forget
sweet virginia by the stones. that sax breakdown is oh, so springsteen-y

"…while overseeing the seizing of overseas fiends"

With few exceptions (Ghost of Tom Joad and that Seeger tribute he put out a couple years ago), I can't fucking stand late Bruce Springsteen (read: anything after the 70s). It's the rock equivalent of that "enlightened" hip hop drivel that touches current issues without ever getting at any bigger truth which would make…

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