If you need to Bing something, use Google.

The only hole in that theory is if she was living with Rachel Bilson, like, 5 years ago that would be super weird.

Maybe I missed something but why are you inferring it's new Star Wars? Her phone case/ringtone was R2D2 and if I recall correctly she just said she "only saw it once."

That was also my theory, especially when it got to the "wedding" bit.

Me, too. That can definitely happen when you're in a small town, it's not like there are a ton of guys to pick from.

Me, too. That can definitely happen when you're in a small town, it's not like there are a ton of guys to pick from.

"(who has called me an amalgamation of tv characters)"

"(who has called me an amalgamation of tv characters)"

Do you still play the clarinet?

Do you still play the clarinet?

I'm just relieved they didn't pair Chris with Ann again.

I'm just relieved they didn't pair Chris with Ann again.

It was so good because he just. Kept. Talking.

It was so good because he just. Kept. Talking.

That and him having episodes of Homeland on his DVR I turned to my boyfriend (who has called me an amalgamation of tv characters) and said "NOW how does it feel to see yourself on tv?"

That and him having episodes of Homeland on his DVR I turned to my boyfriend (who has called me an amalgamation of tv characters) and said "NOW how does it feel to see yourself on tv?"

This might be embarrassingly obscure but one of my faves is "One Track Lover" from Garth Merenghi's Dark Place. It's in the last episode and it comes out of NOWHERE and it's so funny…and Berry has a pretty great voice. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

My boyfriend asked what my favorite line in the episode was and it was "A panda next to a gun next to a wrapped gift? It makes no sense!"

"I look like a sailor nun."

First of all, how come nobody has mentioned two of Colleen's best lines, "…before they sell my body to a haunted house" and the bit about taping the grenade pin to her coffin lid for grave robbers.