So it was preordained that she would be covering a Kat Dennings show.

Except at no point in time has Modern Family ever hit the highs of Friends or Frasier.  It's just really fucking bland.

Except at no point in time has Modern Family ever hit the highs of Friends or Frasier.  It's just really fucking bland.

Hopefully this has the 2 key qualities of a classic Nicolas Cage film.  All the dialogue is either whispered or screamed, and everything in the movie is on fire.

Hopefully this has the 2 key qualities of a classic Nicolas Cage film.  All the dialogue is either whispered or screamed, and everything in the movie is on fire.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAKASHI

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAKASHI

I was about to say…the leader of the militia is The Cape, which is not a particularly hopeful sign for the future.

I was about to say…the leader of the militia is The Cape, which is not a particularly hopeful sign for the future.

Huh?

Huh?

Takashi and Patricia both have this quiet bad-ass thing going on…like Harry Potter.  It's weird that the chefs I've been drawn to on TC:M have all been Asian (Susur Lee being one of my favorite contestants on any TC).

Takashi and Patricia both have this quiet bad-ass thing going on…like Harry Potter.  It's weird that the chefs I've been drawn to on TC:M have all been Asian (Susur Lee being one of my favorite contestants on any TC).

If dropping the n bomb was more acceptable, this would be my most quoted line from Chappelle's Show.  It was so perfect…between Donnell as his hype man ("be real real son") and the grabbing of the previous out-of-picture boom mic…I remember fucking dying laughing when I first watched that shit.

If dropping the n bomb was more acceptable, this would be my most quoted line from Chappelle's Show.  It was so perfect…between Donnell as his hype man ("be real real son") and the grabbing of the previous out-of-picture boom mic…I remember fucking dying laughing when I first watched that shit.

Not really.  Most of the successful FOs these days still lean heavily towards scouting in player evaluation.  The numbers help, obviously, and sometimes you have the perfect storm where the numbers and reports match.  Regardless, just about 100% of the time, a GM will take the word of his scouts over his stat…

Not really.  Most of the successful FOs these days still lean heavily towards scouting in player evaluation.  The numbers help, obviously, and sometimes you have the perfect storm where the numbers and reports match.  Regardless, just about 100% of the time, a GM will take the word of his scouts over his stat…

"We was the blackest niggas on the planet…according to Rick James."

"Now wait a goddamn minute Rondell, that was not part of the plan."
"I'm a hustler, baby"

"Now wait a goddamn minute Rondell, that was not part of the plan."
"I'm a hustler, baby"