Simple ass midget is my new go to insult

I was about to get angry that they were going to use last weeks reveal as a cop out, which would be a retread of what they did in season 3 but i was so glad when Olivia finally stood up and told the truth. Watching next weeks promo, the Cyrus and Mellie team up against Olivia is very very exciting! See, this show can…

This may be the tightest snatch - game in herstery. But seriously, i'm pleasantly surprised at how much the show has tightened its story and brought gravitas to its story! Awesome. Pure awesome.

The best thing about this premiere is I didn't hear anything about B6***. You know a storyline is a mess when a fan can't even utter the whole name… It's like a curse word a child knows not to say.

I cried like a damn baby, but how the fuck did Danny manage to open the doors to a subway train that was stuck?!

Guess who's back, back again <3

Can I make my tinder bio say "You dress up real slutty tonight and do butt stuff with your boyfriend" ?

I hope this is not goodbye for forever

This is the kind of awkward cringe comedy I live for. Yes the characters are rude, but in a strangely likeable in-your-face manner. When you have undeniable chemistry in a strong duo (like these two straight off the bat), it's hard to dislike the characters because you root for the relationship.

Where the fuck is Broad City? Jane the Virgin? Hannibal? The Emmy's are full of shit, they just keep nominating the same people every year. They seem more concerned with routine than reward. At least Tatiana Maslany was finally nominated…three years overdue.

It's quite clear that during the back half of this season she was more focused on finishing her movie than the show, which is okay I guess, because Trainwreck is going to be absolutely hilarious.

I'm confused about one thing: Is this episode supposed to take place before the events of the first three episodes? It seems as though it details what happened before Will took of to Italy

No no no no no no no

I love how much attention to detail this movie had, i don't know if anyone else noticed, but the staircases inside of Riley's mind were made up of DNA double helixes, which for a science geek, was just amazing.

I'm so glad they decided to hit the "reset" button, because the show was starting to get way too convoluted for its own good. A season one tone like the show runner hinted at sounds like fun (although I think season 2's first four episode arc was the strongest the show has ever been - both tonally and structurally)…

YASSSS KWEEEN

We've already seen the first 5 minutes of this episode in last year's finale and it STILL didn't stop it from being as thrilling, cringe-worthy and shocking as it was the first time.

THIS is how you keep that many story lines rolling at the same time without them feeling disconnected and without the episode feeling bloated. Orphan Black made every moment count this week, from the savvy direction to the big reveal at the end. This episode gave me so much joy.

Further proof that Hannibal is psychotic: Who puts on their clothes after a shower while they're still wet! That was probably the most cringe-worthy part of the episode for me. Also, I'm so glad this show is back in my life, who needs Masterchef when you have Hannibal Lecter?

I was Team Pearl till the very end. I disagree with Oliver, I don't think she lacks what it takes to win, she was a talented queen with a style of performance that I guess you didn't understand or like. I liked Violet, but it was an underwhelming win. I'm just glad Ging didn't win. Lezbehonest we were all Team Katya,…