*cricket chirps*

*cricket chirps*

Someone make a Reposted Tool Fan, that shit would be hilarious.

Someone make a Reposted Tool Fan, that shit would be hilarious.

She probably got really disappointed when she found out he didn't have a penis.

She probably got really disappointed when she found out he didn't have a penis.

OF FREE COCK

OF FREE COCK

Didn't Yo La Tengo play VU in a movie?

Didn't Yo La Tengo play VU in a movie?

how the fuck do you piss out of your throat

how the fuck do you piss out of your throat

Technically, those three and their ilk are the only people selling records. Fuck this earth and all who dwell on it.

Technically, those three and their ilk are the only people selling records. Fuck this earth and all who dwell on it.

Get thee to a Kickstarter!

Get thee to a Kickstarter!

All you need to understand is everything you know is wroooong!

All you need to understand is everything you know is wroooong!

So, how's that colostomy bag holding up?

So, how's that colostomy bag holding up?