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Charm of the Boojoy
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom…GOT BUSY taking a dump!

Reports of The CW attempting to resurrect the show in exciting live video projection form were immediately dismissed.

Is there a complete list of this stuff?

So I'm standing on the corner, with my Tea Party Group, when this liberal comes up to me and is all "Shut the fuck up",
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever".

When it comes to Goatse, I think everyone feels a little torn.

Well, the thing is, since casual viewers don't really have much of a hand in the brony crowd, and the hardcores are so outspoken, the hardcores are usually the only representatives of the brony community. And I guess in this case, I thought that all bronies were loco about the show, which kinda confused me when most…

Well, if you're a cubicle jockey, watching a bunch of grizzled old men fish for crabs in the middle of the ocean is probably pretty exotic.

Hey, maybe now the Discovery Channel can actually discover shit!

I would be just fine with bronies if they just watched the damn show. But nooooo, they gotta DEVOTE THEIR ENTIRE GODDAMN LIVES TO IT.
I'm assuming that most of you are just the "watch it with my kids" type, though, and I'm fine with that.

"Did you call Katt?"
"Believe it it not, he wasn't at home."

I thought it was "Leaving on a Plane", and always got it mixed up with that song from Armageddon.

Shonen Fat strikes again!

To be fair, it's probably not the best idea to show your kid Nolan-era Batman. Nothing says Nightmare Central like Bruce's parents getting killed, the fear hallucinations, Joker blowing up a hospital, the pencil trick, etc, etc.

Whoah, is that Prince?

Raiders in his pants. Classic.

I have no idea what Damsels In Distress is, but it sure as shit sounds more entertaining and less morally repugnant than Toddlers and fucking Tiaras.

I dreamt that Jello Biafra died and my whole class had to write his eulogy. It ended up as a giant, all-caps attack on Pitchfork, read by a surprisingly coherent Wesley Willis.
Not sitcom related, but a pretty weird dream nonetheless.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T GIVE THIS A PG-13?

I can just imagine Werner Herzog begrudgingly admitting this.