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Martian Judge
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I tend to start singing praises whenever anyone brings it up, Jorge.

I'll say this again… When she stood up winning that Academy Award… the silent gasp and dying heartbeat of dreams and aspirations all the real writers. Instantly dated snarky kid jargon with some "heart" added back into it.

If anything, it's kinda cool to see it as a frank account on things. Some drafts are crap and some rewrites please producers as development goes back and forth.

Soul crushing indeed
It kinda makes me sad to see the sausage making of movie magic.

Gimme a house beat!

Meg Ryan could portray some sorta face shifting mutant.

Maybe just play Rawhide.

That's what she said.

Trial
The first ejaculate springs forth, sounding like a muted orgasm it doesn't thrill completely and hits the theater chair.

Show of hands…

Wait a second… You all can't love Raising Arizona. Roger Ebert told us it's not enjoyable.

Hey.. What's with all the animal death rattle chat…. I think we're supposed to be commenting about the cherished emotion of love.

Picking a favorite beetle is more difficult than picking a favorite cricket.

Farley
Wasn't Farley actually working some sort of development for a Fatty Arbuckle biopic?

Contractually Obligated to Comment but Not Necessarily Endorse
I laughed. I cried. It moved me beyond words.*

To be fair…that pineapple ricotta pie is tasty though.

Yeah.. I wasn't a fan of the Hollywood story stuff as much either.

Yeah - Little Carmine became a favorite of mine actually. Along with his malapropisms, I always liked it when Carmine would try to flex and show off his knowledge of the entire movie industry when it was probably just limited to his Miami porn. I think they even brought up Sexy Beast to Kingsley.

Yeah - D-girl wasn't memorably good.

My dog song is called SuchaGoodBoy