I understand that the AV Club offices have a special green room/mop closet for visiting commenters who wander through Chicago. Free stale donuts and tepid reheated coffee.

St. Louis is a city with great cuisine even with setting aside the BBQ angle.

Fairuza Balk and Debbie Mazur share the same apartment compartment in my brain.

When in Atlanta… Try asking for a Pepsi.
You never will seen from again.

"I've been drinkin Pepsi and eating Hersheys. Nobody can argue with me when I'm powered up." … Anywhere I lay

Hey! What's up with Candyland changing Molasses Swamp to Chocolate Swamp!?

Um.. no..

As Sean indicated, Poop Trumpet kan onlee rite abowt depp throwts andy wahturd gayte stuf in hiz comemmints

What? No love for 1975's other awesome music, such as the third album from the Swedish supergroup ABBA?

No.. I want a movie based on TAG. the Assassination Game by the Coward Ike Clanton…

…and then he will die with his gravity boots on.

And Chief Medical Officer Holiday, vitamin deficient and dying, will intone, I'll be your Tang citrus fruit replacement.

Nah.. it wouldn't be Darkwing Duck. It would more likely be about Duck Dodgers in the 24th and one half century!

Will there be controversy on whether Greedo Clanton fired first?

Barking Dogs Never Bite - from Magnolia
I will drop kick those fucking dogs if they come near me.

That's an unrefined, yet precocious, raisiny in the sun joke with a hint of ironic fragrance.

Yeah.. There is justice in salt of the earth philly freedom people triumphing and defeating the mile high ivory tower evangelicons.

No no.. that's a knock knock joke punchline about Interrupting Eagle Lion.

I heard that story when Horsefellow walked into a bar…

That was a deleted scene from Arthur 2: On the Rocks.