One dog goes one way. The other dog goes the other way and that guy says "Whaddoya want from me?"

Ok now…Here's The Situation…
His parents went away on a weeks vacation…

My abs look awesome.
Whenever I think of the Jersey Shore, my stomach muscles violently contract while I uncontrollably vomit. It's equal to about 1000 crunches a day.

Scatmen Brothers?

Count me in on the Hurt Locker backlash. I purchased that DVD on the strength of such mass praise. I was hugely disappointed to watch it rapidly lose it's momentum into mediocrity. I simply lost complete interest in it.

Competing for a Tony
Titanic on Broadway already happened… but Avatar on Broadway might arrive in time to go head to head with her again.

Busy Beavers, the counterpart to Tired Otters features their ex-wives reentering the dating pool.

Old Joyful Dogs
This is unfortunate. I found the movie very compelling.

So did River.

Frank Gorshin was an awesome one.

This time she'll select New World babies though.

At that very moment…Adolph Oliver found plastic in his Big Mac and PVC found a hair in his Whopper.

Actually - Carrey still is a great choice. Too bad that horse has already ridden.

Historical accuracy
I think that we all prefer the casting to reflect a truer personage than Mrs. Jolie-Pitt. right?

Dad?

The big reveal on the end of the Olson movie…. There TWO of them!!!

Riddles in movies.
Riddles being solved in movies have never seem quite as fun as they should be?

Darn it all Shrike - Ya stole my thunder!

Julia Stiles as Poison Ivy
Give me 10 reasons on why they hate Batman so much?

Across America…For each that's two less bags of popcorn… two less boxes of Raisinets… less syrup for the fountain drinks. Entire theater chain inventories will be fucked because of this.