It's like Scanners meets Knocked Up

Math is too difficult for Barbie… so box office numbers won't matter. Joe was a lone soldier way before he joined that elite squad stuff. Loners don't need encouragement via pom poms

Maybe we can score chicks on this article.

I feel obligated

My most embarrassing move would be to send a video to those clowns and know it would not be appreciated

Shock the monkey moves?

Yeah.. TRUE "interesting" is something fallen by the wayside. I don't care on how loud, outrageous or wild anybody is… Please.. just give me interesting.

Academy Award in memoriam
Forgive my insensitivity, but let's hope she's not going to be bumped in exchange for a once popular TV actress next year to make ammends.

It will be hard R rating….

Wasn't that on the Green album?

Machete Poised - Off with your head Faith No Clue.

Don Johnson & Cheech Reunion?
Is Nash Bridges or Tin Cup on the case?

Does he smoke a small cigar with a toothpick?

What's next?
Frute Brute: The Movie

What's the name of that small wolf like dogs which howl mournfully at the moon? Those things.

Well… kinda.. but he's more like a severely damaged type who wanted to be a white knight hero and rescue a damsel. He was looking to protect any sign of purity in that open sewer of the city. Unaware of his illness and thinking he had it all figured out, he just went over to the dark side to attempt a rescue. I…

Although I just would have forgotten about the wife and just traded up to the newer hot red dress model

Not to mention that I really disliked Falling Down. Despite even the whole Batman thing, I've always disliked all things Joel Shumacher.

The Casino pen beating?

Is she the one with all that pin shit in her face?