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Think of all the possibilities of words that rhyme with 'mo'

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Vickie's got her own hidden morbid side though…

I'm trying to remember some forgotten school theory put forward regarding incest taboo in ancient Egypt. There was some degree of incestuous brother-on-sister action going on within Pharoah families, but the brother and sisters were often raised separately away from each other. The theory is that if children are

The M Knight Shyamalan twist is that the the man is actually the ghost and the woman is Mystique with her hair down or the Lady in Water… or… whatever…

Yeah - Never underestimate the profitability of bad art. There enough masses of people to lap it up. Also witness the success of Glenn Beck etc etc…

I also contemplated was to declare that I had my first scalp… but that movie has lost the fresh newness mojo.

Yeah - Actually, I was admittedly bummed that I was typing the words Tyler Perry. I always dreamed of a cool firstie, but I ended up with this. I actually kinda slowed my typing… kinda hoping that I would fail.

Tis sad
to think of Tyler Perry being number one

Oddly enough Nothing Like the Sun was the first CD I purchased as well.

My brushes with celebrity greatness
1) When I was a kid I met Col. Sanders. Yes, he actually did wear that suit all the time. I asked him for an autograph and smiled and said that he would sign anything.

He was calling looking for a helicopter mechanic.

Yes! I demand to know what CD! I wanna know!
That's really really torturous to leave out such details.

Abdulutely, they've been to Ellen back trying to find a suitable replacement.

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Yeah - I know what ya mean…
The action is off screen with a reestablishing shot.

DAMN! OW FUCK!

Yeah.. They kinda invented it from a graduation to life sorta thing.
Fast times at Ridgemont High too… but I said rarely they were ever really funny.
It's kinda a lazy way to end a movie though…
I can't say that I've ever thought those epilogues were highly more hilarious than the body of the movie though. If anything

Buckeroo Banzai/Steve Zissou Endings
I kinda like that after a movie wraps up and almost breaks the 4th wall.
and kinda gives an old fashioned curtain call.