Nah, don't try to pretend you didn't try it at least once.

Eat shit, Bob

Personally, I wouldn't mind being reincarnated as one of my cats, well fed and cared for, with no responsabilities and the ability to lick my own balls.

Well put.
Third in sequence and rank, I might add.

Mission accomplished.

Yeah, they should go full "Last Action Hero" at some point.

So, 5 movies in, do we get a Fruitfucker cameo at last?

Is it explained in-movie why they didn't do so a decade earlier and saved millions of lives?
Transformers are fucking idiots.

Megan Fox's abs did a great performance.
Ah, those innocent times when it still was acceptable to rub one out for her.

Why do you think cars on Earth look like they do?

Right, I almost forgot how he became a Zombie in the first place.
Also, I don't think they brought her back just to kill her off so swiftly.

Sure, but that would be like rewarding him for hiding his humaness and thus endangering his squadmates, at least from Chase's point of view.

Fuck this normalisation.
Shouldn't you be sharpening your pitchforks and soaking your torches?
You can wear stupid pink pussy hats while doing so if you like.

No, Chase is not sloppy and surely does his homework, i.e. reads mission reports.
As such he knows that Major suffered injuries during an earlier mission that only a Zombie could have survived.
His non-surprise is a hint that he knows about the cure, and probably had it stolen.

A Zombie virus with longer incubation time maybe (thought by many as the key to an successful Zombie Apocalypsy)?

Good call, either that, or the McGuffin for season 4.
And/or the key to making more Zombie cure.

Like Mission Impossible:2?
I expect more from Rob Tomas et al than to rehash a 17 year old action movie, but we'll see.

Actually, the goop is human brains, just many different brains mixed up as not to trigger destinct visions.

In a way I hope she's dead dead.

To be fair, non-Zombie Major had no place as an FG-operative.