That is pretty fucking funny.

Almost all of their "sexy" dialogue falls kind of flat. I don't know, it's hard to judge it objectively since I've seen the original so many times, but the whole thing seems to be a classic case of "Why bother?"

The Fun Barn in Nelsonville, Ohio - roughly ten minutes from Ohio University, where I go to school. Not only are all new releases $4 ($6 if it's a 3-D movie), but the concession stand prices are crazy low too: one dollar each for hot dogs, sodas and bags of popcorn, $1.50 for boxes of movie candy and $5 for a large…

Yep. Mitt Romney has wanted to be president for a really, really long time.

Yes, that's what makes it so terrible. You're hearing the same lines, but read by much worse performers. Lee J. Cobb is by far the best actor in the movie, but even he can't compare to Edward G. Robinson's classic take on the role.

I watched Stephen Fry's America on Netflix once, looking forward to what he would do once he got to my state, Ohio. Finally in like episode three or four he ends up briefly driving through some dull scenery in the upper Northwest corner of the state and talking about the Kent State shootings. That's it.

"Have fun in Japan! Say 'hey' to Mario and his mushroom buddies for me!" - Early Cuyler

Went to see Escape Plan, halfway through got a text message and had to leave for work. Went back to finish it the next day (fortunately tickets at this theater are only $4, so paying twice wasn't too bad). Movie does not deliver many great action sequences, but it was about as unintentionally funny as I had hoped…

Seen a lot of these commercials on TBS during the postseason. More tolerable than those ads for "Ground Floor," that's for sure.

Do they live in Ohio?

Ever since the VMAs, there has been a pretty dominant trivia team at my local bar named "Twerking for the Weekend." It's pretty disheartening to lose a battle of wits to people who have named themselves after a lame Miley Cyrus pun.

There is a guy who sells RVs here in Ohio named Tom Raper. His last name lends itself nicely to that joke.

The fact that Charlie Sheen is much more successful, wealthy and popular than Emilio Estevez is proof that there is no God.

I hope you tipped the bathroom attendant extra for letting you do that.

Mike from Breaking Bad should reprise his role from the original.

That trailer was one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've ever seen. It looked like a Fast and Furious movie, only much more serious and awful.

It's a good show, but I don't think it lives up to the insane hype surrounding it. You should ask for Netflix instant instead.

Ah yes, the Norma Jean Monster and Adolf Hepburn reunion has finally happened!

"Manna, right here! I've got that Manna!"

Stanley has a healthy distaste for all hijinks.