This Ain't TV… It's HBO porn

Only a man as cool as Robert Mitchum could get away with casting his son as his brother and not seem like a delusional Hollywood A-lister who doesn't realize how old he's getting.

Shane MacGowan's hard-living lifestyle is really fun and cool in a Kieth Richards kind of way… until you watch If I Should Fall From Grace With God and realize that he's still an alcoholic and is constantly drunk. And he has a family and girlfriend who are not. It's sad.

Telling someone they are abusing the definition of the word "pretentious" will, of course, make them think you are pretentious. It's a Catch-22.

Wow. I didn't doubt the allegations, just wanted to read them.

Can I get a source on that Sean Penn thing?

Chris Brown seems like a rather awful human being and I've never listened to any of his music… but I'm going to recuse myself from this discussion, because I still watch Polanski movies.

Think how great Planet of the Apes would have been if the twist ending involved the sudden discovery of a giant Robocop statue sticking out of the beach.

Titty-Lickers II: The Legend of Curly's Folds

I saw him live two or three years ago. He did all the material from this fifty year old album, but I didn't mind. When he did the bit about a man giving a female motorist (!) a driving lesson, he said "If you find the idea of a woman driver being incompetent offensive, just mentally replace the word 'woman' with…

Busy weekend, all I watched was The Great Train Robbery. It was actually a pretty fun caper movie. I did not expect this, but my God, Connery had more sex puns here than he did in the Bond films (also, pretty impressive/ballsy stuntwork on his part). By far the worst line of the film came during a leering Englishman's…

@Nudeviking:disqus I was watching a rerun the other day and the male prosecutors are talking about some lowlife suspect who has managed to attract all these women, and the lady A.D.A. (Elisabeth Rohm) says "you don't get it; you're not a girl. He's a bad boy."

I was delighted to see that she was the twist ending in Lincoln.

She's definitely in my Law and Order dream team.

Look! There! It did it again!

The other day I typed will.i.am's name and it became a URL.

"The East coast is the better of the two coasts"

And don't forget his final collaboration with Robert De Niro, the incomparable "Shark Tale."

I would never call it great, but I think it at least reaches the level of good, if only for the two aspects you've already highlighted: the awesomeness of Charles Grodin (which also makes Clifford a good movie) and the hilariousness of those songs. I also think Hoffman and Beatty are pretty funny in it.

Mostly performing meaningless tasks, like getting people coffee they don't want and being their wingman at a brothel.