One of my favorite finds was the soundtrack to Straight To Hell, which I picked up on CD for only a couple bucks. I liked that movie a lot more than I thought I would. Also, Hives the Butler is the role of a lifetime for Costello.

In the film, he's credited as "Stanley." He plays "Himself."

That's funny, the theater near me showed "The Hunt for Red October" for free Thursday night as part of a "Science on Screen" series (it was followed by a brief lecture on submarine technology). Young Alec Baldwin is truly a magnificent thing to behold.

I think, if given the proper funding, I could become quite good at selecting cigars and wearing swell clothes. I really need a patron.

"We're like Ross and Rachael on 'Chums'!"

Your mom has Seth Rogen as her "eager cameraman."

I'm still angry that James Marsden married Liz Lemon when she was totally meant for Carol.

This, too, would be my pick for their worst song, and maybe the worst popular song ever. Certainly on of the laziest things to ever pretend to be music.

"Each star represents a Playboy playmate that I have slept with"

Nixon as a pop culture character has had pretty incredible staying power; I mean, he's still an occasional guest on Futurama to this day. The only other President I have seen parodied so frequently is probably Bush, who even got his own awful Comedy Central cartoon (and also a far superior live action sitcom). A part…

Geez, talk about a spoiler…

Better dead than red

@avclub-153f08f81bce94a093b6f55f77fded4f:disqus For me, not a single second of the jungle chase scene worked, because the whole time it was apparent that Harrison Ford did not leave the studio for that sequence — which makes no sense to me. Why would you fake a car chase scene? 
The gold standard for Indy action scenes…

@avclub-1f2ebe8704ceb37f24405d68cd0b9d04:disqus I have a real problem with CGI bloodletting, too - in fact, I hate all CGI action sequences. When I recently hate-watched Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on TV the other day, I realized that the movie sucks not because of the dumb alien plot, the old Harrison Ford, or even…

Did anyone see John Goodman on Fallon the other night? I was only half paying attention, but he  said something to the effect that Bruce Willis was once the best bartender he ever saw, and that devoted fans would follow him from bar to bar.

Is this movie based on Leonard Maltin's famous review of the film "Isn't It Romantic?," which holds the record for the shortest capsule film review in history?

So I'm a pretty big fan of the first three Die Hard movies, but I never saw Live Free or Die Hard (I think I was put off by the PG-13 rating). I had toyed with the idea of watching it in preparation for this movie, though I'm sad to hear this is the worst yet.

The minute size is meant to reflect my mild disinterest in Aziz Ansari, which doesn't really approach the level of outright disgust that would merit a more accurately sized 10,000 pound elephant.

He's 86. If Serling was still alive, he'd be 88 by now, but instead he died at the age of 50. That's a pretty compelling argument against the habitual use of Chesterfield Cigarettes.

That's the same way I look at porn addiction.