There is no way that Miller's Crossing is better than The Big Lebowski.

A quick look at his filmography lists one of his early credits as the film "The First Wives Club," then notes, "Scenes deleted."

A quick look at his filmography lists one of his early credits as the film "The First Wives Club," then notes, "Scenes deleted."

Ah, The Faculty!

Ah, The Faculty!

AHEM… His name, sir, is Ed O'NEIL, and seeing as he is a proud graduate of my fine university, it is my duty to become indignant at the very idea that one would confuse him with that Oscar nominated hack who played some dumb painter no one gives a fuck about!

AHEM… His name, sir, is Ed O'NEIL, and seeing as he is a proud graduate of my fine university, it is my duty to become indignant at the very idea that one would confuse him with that Oscar nominated hack who played some dumb painter no one gives a fuck about!

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, especially with Frasier: the characters on this show were indeed comfortably rich (except for after the Niles/Maris divorce you mention), but the show was conscious of that and satirized that lifestyle. Frasier and his brother were meant to be pretentious and wealthy, while their…

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, especially with Frasier: the characters on this show were indeed comfortably rich (except for after the Niles/Maris divorce you mention), but the show was conscious of that and satirized that lifestyle. Frasier and his brother were meant to be pretentious and wealthy, while their…

I have never recovered from the shock of discovering that Gus from Breaking Bad was actually an all grown-up Buggin' Out from Do the Right Thing.

I have never recovered from the shock of discovering that Gus from Breaking Bad was actually an all grown-up Buggin' Out from Do the Right Thing.

I just got very uncomfortable with the thought of Dan "Crystal Skulls Are Magical And I Put Expensive Vodka In Them" Akroyd being Secretary of State, which I suppose reflects on how comfortable I would be with Bill Murray actually being president.

I just got very uncomfortable with the thought of Dan "Crystal Skulls Are Magical And I Put Expensive Vodka In Them" Akroyd being Secretary of State, which I suppose reflects on how comfortable I would be with Bill Murray actually being president.

Now that we have the technology to turn Joseph Gordon-Levitt into young Bruce Willis, what should we use it for? Making a Bruce Willis biopic or doing the Moonlighting reboot my parents have spent years clamoring for?

Now that we have the technology to turn Joseph Gordon-Levitt into young Bruce Willis, what should we use it for? Making a Bruce Willis biopic or doing the Moonlighting reboot my parents have spent years clamoring for?

And getting your parents to fuck?

And getting your parents to fuck?

Wait, wait, wait… you think The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou is not only bad, but worse than the CGI-animated rape of Indiana Jones?

Wait, wait, wait… you think The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou is not only bad, but worse than the CGI-animated rape of Indiana Jones?

Yeah, President Bill Murray would be great. I've long maintained that America should create some kind of equivalent of knighthood so that we can bestow it upon Bill Murray.