The song's title is "Baby Got Back," and his name is Sir Mix-A-Lot. I'm pretty sure that you've never been knighted so why don't you show some goddamn respect.

I assume that, like me, everything you've read consists solely of that Sean O'Neal article about the crocs guy. Me too.

I assume that, like me, everything you've read consists solely of that Sean O'Neal article about the crocs guy. Me too.

"Truck Yeah" has a shout-out to Lil' Wayne in the first verse??? Man, I spend so much time thinking about how far pop music has fallen that I sometimes forget to stop and ponder the debasement of country music that has been going on during this century. Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard must be spinning in their graves…

"Truck Yeah" has a shout-out to Lil' Wayne in the first verse??? Man, I spend so much time thinking about how far pop music has fallen that I sometimes forget to stop and ponder the debasement of country music that has been going on during this century. Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard must be spinning in their graves…

I remember seeing the 80's remake of this with John Huston doing an awesome job as the creepy guy who wants to cut off someone's finger. Never saw the original version, though.

I remember seeing the 80's remake of this with John Huston doing an awesome job as the creepy guy who wants to cut off someone's finger. Never saw the original version, though.

And he woulda gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that darn overwhelming guilt… and Dostoyevsky's stupid critique of nihilism, too!

And he woulda gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that darn overwhelming guilt… and Dostoyevsky's stupid critique of nihilism, too!

Perhaps the greatest tragedy in all of this is the way that straitlaced newscasters, from Diane Sawyer to Brian Williams, have been forced to say the word "pussy" on their nightly broadcast. At least this is preparing them to one day read Honor Blackman's obituary whenever she dies.

Perhaps the greatest tragedy in all of this is the way that straitlaced newscasters, from Diane Sawyer to Brian Williams, have been forced to say the word "pussy" on their nightly broadcast. At least this is preparing them to one day read Honor Blackman's obituary whenever she dies.

I hope the AVClub posts the news about Forbes' list of the highest paid celebrities. The fact that Michael Bay is second only to Oprah (and only by five million) is gonna make a lot of people around these parts pretty apoplectic.

I hope the AVClub posts the news about Forbes' list of the highest paid celebrities. The fact that Michael Bay is second only to Oprah (and only by five million) is gonna make a lot of people around these parts pretty apoplectic.

Clicked on this article, hit Control+F and typed in "Community." No matches. So then I did the same for "Our Friend, Martin." Again, no matches.

Clicked on this article, hit Control+F and typed in "Community." No matches. So then I did the same for "Our Friend, Martin." Again, no matches.

I'm pretty confident they are going to go the Godfather Part 3 route and have Walt's baby (or Flynn, or wife, or all three) be killed, and then Walt has to live alone with the guilt.

I'm pretty confident they are going to go the Godfather Part 3 route and have Walt's baby (or Flynn, or wife, or all three) be killed, and then Walt has to live alone with the guilt.

Man, I just hate Walter so much now. I know the point of this show was to show us a man's descent into moral decay, but can't they at least try to make him slightly sympathetic? It doesn't even make sense for him to shoot Mike if he really wanted the names — he should have put a gun to his head and demanded the names.

Man, I just hate Walter so much now. I know the point of this show was to show us a man's descent into moral decay, but can't they at least try to make him slightly sympathetic? It doesn't even make sense for him to shoot Mike if he really wanted the names — he should have put a gun to his head and demanded the names.

I just watched the show, and it's not good. The most generous grade I could see myself giving the pilot is a C +. The sarcastic, womanizing doctor who really DOES care (as evidenced by his sanctimonious speech about not putting down a dog who ate a strip club coaster, or some such shit) made it apparent to me that…