I recently finished watching every movie on AFI's list of 100 greatest American movies (didn't take as long as you would think, I had seen most of them already). When I looked at the Sight and Sound poll, I was embarrassed by how many of the movies I have still never seen — almost all of them foreign films. Clearly I…

No, no, I'm not saying Russel Brand is anywhere NEAR as funny as Rowan Atkinson. I hate Russel Brand. I'm saying that, sadly, he will become just as beloved — in the same way that, if only because "Anchorman" was "The Jerk" for a certain generation, Will Ferrell will one day be known for hosting the Oscars and…

No, no, I'm not saying Russel Brand is anywhere NEAR as funny as Rowan Atkinson. I hate Russel Brand. I'm saying that, sadly, he will become just as beloved — in the same way that, if only because "Anchorman" was "The Jerk" for a certain generation, Will Ferrell will one day be known for hosting the Oscars and…

Like it or not, 20 years from now the London Olympics opening ceremony will feature Sir Russel Brand interrupting an otherwise serious performance of the theme from "Slumdog Millionaire" with his crazy hi-jinks.

Like it or not, 20 years from now the London Olympics opening ceremony will feature Sir Russel Brand interrupting an otherwise serious performance of the theme from "Slumdog Millionaire" with his crazy hi-jinks.

I was just about to say that, even if one concedes that ELO is a cheesy, guilty pleasure at best, "Livin' Thing" is 110% awesome.

I was just about to say that, even if one concedes that ELO is a cheesy, guilty pleasure at best, "Livin' Thing" is 110% awesome.

Man, I like how calm and soothing his voice is in this. And even though he's saying some obnoxious things, he is rather eloquent. This man should host an NPR show.

Man, I like how calm and soothing his voice is in this. And even though he's saying some obnoxious things, he is rather eloquent. This man should host an NPR show.

There you are, my friend! If you have any other questions about the future, please direct them to me. (Here's a small taste of the information I have to offer: the No Doubt performance should be skipped and we have flying cars now!!)

There you are, my friend! If you have any other questions about the future, please direct them to me. (Here's a small taste of the information I have to offer: the No Doubt performance should be skipped and we have flying cars now!!)

Ugh, great, so now the hipster backlash against sliced bread has begun.

Ugh, great, so now the hipster backlash against sliced bread has begun.

I watched on the East Coast. He was after Cosby, so turn that TV back on.

I watched on the East Coast. He was after Cosby, so turn that TV back on.

So Brave is "10 times more effective" if you see it with your mom? Well, considering I saw it with my mom and then left the theater agreeing with her about how mediocre the film was, I can't imagine how shitty it would have seemed if I had seen it without her.

So Brave is "10 times more effective" if you see it with your mom? Well, considering I saw it with my mom and then left the theater agreeing with her about how mediocre the film was, I can't imagine how shitty it would have seemed if I had seen it without her.

Alright, it's over, let me describe what happened. Willard calls the incident "embarrassing as hell" but jokes about the experience. He summarizes the evening as "interesting theater, boring movie and great place to take a nap." Headline for this story: "Willard Takes Matters into His Own Hand By Coming Clean on…

Alright, it's over, let me describe what happened. Willard calls the incident "embarrassing as hell" but jokes about the experience. He summarizes the evening as "interesting theater, boring movie and great place to take a nap." Headline for this story: "Willard Takes Matters into His Own Hand By Coming Clean on…

EVERYONE TURN ON YOUR TV RIGHT NOW AND GO TO NBC FRED WILLARD IS COMING CLEAN ON FALLON ABOUT THE MASTURBATION KERFUFFLE!!!!