Holy shit, you are the first person on the entire internet I've seen mention Toys That Kill in, like, forever. I love that record. And White Lung's too.

And, um, George Harrison too?

And, um, George Harrison too?

Man, y'all are getting old, huh?

Man, y'all are getting old, huh?

Yeah, grumble, grumble, grumble, comics were better in the 80's, grumble grumble.

Yeah, grumble, grumble, grumble, comics were better in the 80's, grumble grumble.

I still maintain that there's a really, really great EP in this album somewhere.

I still maintain that there's a really, really great EP in this album somewhere.

To avenge the death of your father, turn to page 239.

To avenge the death of your father, turn to page 239.

What's really sad is that everything is awful on 30 Rock.

What's really sad is that everything is awful on 30 Rock.

"…turning what could be a one-note character into a power chord."

"…turning what could be a one-note character into a power chord."

Alan Moore's 1963 mini came out just a year after Image launched, and just a month or two after The Maxx started, and that was pretty great.

Alan Moore's 1963 mini came out just a year after Image launched, and just a month or two after The Maxx started, and that was pretty great.

McFarlane also had Spidey twisted into weird, creepy, spidery poses for like the first time since Ditko, and that's cool, so I give him credit for that.

McFarlane also had Spidey twisted into weird, creepy, spidery poses for like the first time since Ditko, and that's cool, so I give him credit for that.

"Pity about his writing though."