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Definitely…
…two of Ditko's weakest creations, vessels for a political position that now seems kind of laughable (Dove is a whinging pussy liberal of Russ Lieber proportions). Still, I really love the late-period Brave and the Bold issue (# 181, I believe) that guest stars them, by Alan Brennert and Jim Aparo — like…

Racist.

"Keth?" Dammit.

"The Shit"
Keth shot Hoover six times. Keith stepped over the blood. Keth grabbed The Shit.
Dig it: Lots of shit. White shit. Big H. Le grand H. El H grande.
Keith fucking ran. Keith saw some *******s. Said *******s had guns. AKs. Holy shit.
Keith jumped in the T-Bird. Keith fucking DROVE.
4:39 AM. I-5 South. 120 mph.…

I had all four of them. In fact, I think I still do. If so, I might have two Goombas, and so you can totally have the extra, Tee Vee Viewer.

Correction: Stan Lee was in fact an artist and he evidently drew hygiene posters and such in the signal corps. He just wasn't a comic book artist. He always said he was terrible compared to the Kirbys and Buscemas of the world and wouldn't dream of trying to do what they did.

Peter Porker the Spectacular Spider-Ham teams up with Scrooge McDuck in order to hunt for Incan gold, written and drawn by Don Rosa. 'Nuff said.

"We're proud to say that the class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history, and we know at least part of that is because of you."

No buts! You march right back to that school, look them straight in the eye, and say "Don't eat me"!

An Invisible Woman Under the Influence
I wish John Cassavetes had directed a Fantastic Four movie. With Peter Falk as Ben maybe. John as Reed, Gena as Sue. Who would have played Johnny? Seymour Cassel?

My local B&N and Borders have big signs up now that say you can't do that anymore. So you should just steal that stuff off the internets like a regular person.

Irredeemable Ant-Man
Yay! I have nothing but love and affection for a superhero character whose fear of death or capture is mitigated by his desire to take nekkid pictures of Ms. Marvel and use them to blackmail her. Although the character starts to lose his way toward the end, this is my favorite post-2000 Marvel…

They didn't have Samuel L. Jackson around to keep them straight.

I'm going to put out an EP called "Fascist Whack-A-Mole" at the end of the year, so nobody steal it.

No no no - the Beatles killed rock & roll BECAUSE they were popular. They transformed (although not singlehandedly, of course) a hip underground musical form into the mainstream, while at the same time they turned it into a "vehicle for white pap and pretension." It's dead either way.

…and then like eight more times.

Hama just gave an interview last week on Comic Book Resources where he mentioned something about Nth Man.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a girl with really large breasts?

New Ghostbusters II, based on the second movie and only released in Europe, is pretty good.