Dammit. Mine was better anyway.

Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of tomorrow, where nothing can possiblie go wrong.

Robot Guard: Be you robot or human?
Leela: Robot, we be.
Fry: Yep, just two robots out roboting it up.
Guard 2: Administer the test.
Guard 1: Which of the following would you prefer? A. a puppy, B. a flower from your sweetie, or C. a large, properly formatted data file? Choose!
Fry: Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
G…

Of all the Decepticons, only Shockwave was kind of terrifying. Especially on the classic Mark Bright cover to Marvel issue five.

Maybe the Earth-2 ZFT members are all sweet and peace-loving and the guys in Earth-1 are actually gearing up to fight the Earth-2 FBI Fringe Division, which is all evil and goatee'd and stuff.

Poor Starscream never really got any closure there. I mean, how was blasting him into dust supposed to prove or disprove his theory?

If anyone in that lot needs a lifetime pass, it's Ditko, who, after wholeheartedly embracing a batshit crazy philosophy that allows him to cast himself as the hero in a world full of villains and producing bad comics dedicated to selling this philosophy, should be thankful he's thought of so positively at all for his…

They should have gone with the original conception… that Sabretooth was Logan's father.

The first Batman Vs Predator mini is actually pretty cool. It has pencils by Andy Kubert inked by Adam Kubert for chrissakes! And Alfred armed with a musket!!

I have always wondered…
How did Hammett, who seems like a kinda hippie-ish, new agey, reasonably intelligent (within limits) guy end up in a band with Hetfield and Ulrich, who are obviously two of the dumbest, douchiest motherfuckers on the planet. Insights?

It sounded a little angry for Spock. I was thinking "I will rip open Ultra Magnus, and every other Autobot, until the Matrix has been destroyed!"

It's possible that when Hurley's Dharma van hits 88 mph, we're gonna see some serious shit.

"there's no way Luke can go from barely being able to get his lightsaber to come to him on Hoth, to balancing himself on one hand with Yoda on his feet while lifting R2D2 and a couple of rocks with his mind, all in the space of a few weeks"

Meh. Although it appears that Luke spends several weeks on Dagobah while Han & co. are only flying around for a day or two, there aren't any clear signifiers of how much time that passes for them. We don't rightly know how long they were on the run from the Imperial fleet, how long it took to fly to Bespin, or how…

…there are people who have watched The Return of Dr. X more than once?

Something like "Love Me Tonight" or one of the Lubitsch musicals might be a better choice than "42nd Street," but then "42nd Street" is the only film on that list I haven't seen at least five times.

It would solve everybody's problems if they just admitted they like westerns.

Tom Waits and Lily Tomlin are the last word in onscreen couples.

Some Came Running, bitches.

Oh at last our little Karatloz is becoming a man.