I laugh at people wearing blue shirts.

Anyone who makes some kind of pompous, mythical distinction between "films" and "movies" is a jackass. 'Nuff said.

Me and my friends watched "Schindler's List" with a room full of Jews and…

Be nice to San Diego, hack.

I'd watch any new movie with Feed MacMurray.

Buck Rogers Forever?

And Gary Oldman as Dick Dastardly.

See above.

… except for Godard maybe, but even then I think it's mostly the glasses.

Spoken like a true rapist, Karatloz.

I'd take Green Arrow over Hawkeye. I mean, Green Arrow has a beard. A beard!

Most of the first half of Shakespeare's work probably does qualify as dicking around.Except for Henry IV, that is.

Gotta agree that they are jerks, but…

Oh please, please let the first casualty be Nicolas Cage.

"Instead of being filled with Lovecraftian terror, each scene is chock full of unimaginative action sequences and bad writing"

That film is "Countdown," with Robert Duvall, and it is a fairly interesting docudrama.

I think you mean geek cred.

…and the technical side of that balcony scene, where in one shot Superman flies off to the left, Lois moons over him, and thirty seconds later Clak Kent appears at her door on the right. Brilliant.

Meh…
…call me when Radiohead starts covering Prince. Imagine what they could do with "1999." Scary, scary things.

Elvis on Elvis
"I never was an angry young man. I was always an angry old man."