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U. S. Marshal Stiffy
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Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away?

Y'all's egos are writing checks your bodies, or cars, can't cash.

@drdarke:disqus , I am towed by no man.  I LEAD THE WAY!

Art's me is gonna lead him to interesting places.

@avclub-0969cc92581148eb5f98f23e4f9e17c6:disqus … In the parking lot… With an iron sight 1903 Springfield.

Goddamn it, you guys!  Quit your grabassing and put your eyeballs on your target!

@avclub-0969cc92581148eb5f98f23e4f9e17c6:disqus double-tapping the ten ring gave all firearms instructors, well, you know…

"Come on.  This is what we do!  Did you not wake up this mornin', thinkin' today was another opportunity to mess up some bad guy's day?  I did." *smirk*

You want the whole list, or just, like, the good stuff that I underlined?

Y'all need to know that this gave me almost as big a me as Constable Bob.

Having Boyd's teeth knocked out is bad enough, but impugning Ava's character…

Firebug Tim gives me, well, you know.

CONSTABLE BADASS BOB JUST MADE ME BUST THROUGH MY FUCKIN' MARSHAL TROUSERS!!!

I can't help being proud of my family name.

Don't feel bad.  I have that effect on people when awesomeness comes into play.

Julie Andrews, "S.O.B."

Anticipation of an "Escape From Precinct Harlan County" episode gives me a raging, well, you know…

Gettin' called away on Marshal bidnis in the middle of an episode of "Justified" gives me the opposite of, well, you know…

Art and Raylan calling Drew badass, right after Rachel admits that she has whore's panties, gave me reason to call my healthcare provider.

Rachel calling Raylan on his bullshit gave me a big, well, you know…