the problem, Jim, is that it was in Dances with Wolves.

honestly, i know sincerity is a no-no, but you guys, she's like seventeen. it's not her fault she was born with such a batshit crazy mom. at least she's not whoring it up or smoking crack like a lot of teen stars.

or There Is A fucking Light that Never goddamn Goes Out. Am I really the only one who requested that? Really?

the only interwebs abbreviation with a semicolon.

@kink
midwestern isn't a race??? RACIST!!!

last three movies I went to, no previews at all. suck it, midwesterner.

And Kaiser Chiefs really sound nothing like the Smiths. Sorry to be a jerk, but they're way too dancey/punk/driving.

what's up with the shameless, non-cohesive Vaio product placement? am i the only one who noticed?

f & s: come on, you honestly think TPAIN is going to be alive in fifty years?

top grades =/= confidence. believe me. I know.

wait, srsly, baxter? you're not allowed to, I thought.

::sniffs:: thank you…it's a good thing you're not my pretend internet friend…::kills self::

"just a bunch of porn, dildos, vibrators, fuzzy handcuffs, and over-priced lingerie."

but
they can't sell their oscars…
so who cares…
right?

jesus, sarccastro's killing it today. He's like Frink but with coolness instead of firsties.

Lady Gaga's existence > her music > her persona > shit.

didn't 30 Rock do a show about how Kabletown's main source of income was porn? Or did I like, dream that?

I'll take you to the kegger, you can meet somebody new.

uh, I presumed this was the coverage of it.

please
Where is my Company Men review? It's out now, right? IMDb wouldn't lie to me…