It's like you actually know my brother in law.

Yeah, I don't actually even care how many drug addicts get welfare money, so long as their kids get to eat.

IIRC, this was right around the scene where Hal uses two F-35's in a vacuum to pull himself away from Diarrhea man.

It's been a couple of years since I've been there, but I'm pretty sure the stuff that gets made for the museum is only ever shown there. The Ghibli museum is spectacular. If you ever find yourself in Japan, make sure you go. THERE'S A LIFE SIZE CATBUS.

They got him with this one weird trick you won't believe!

How is this not a John Kricfalusi thing?

Glad you're ok, Waf!

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Along these lines, check out your local volunteer center, if you have one where you live. Volunteering can be life changing when you connect with people or a cause you really care about.

Which is exactly the logic they use in Sith when the clones get the order to turn on the Jedi.

DeSoto Records (Kim Coletta from Jawbox) put out a great kids music compilation called Play several years back. It made a great change of pace from the other stuff the kids liked listening to. http://desotorecords.com/sh…

Thank you. It was difficult for all of us, but he died at home with very little pain, surrounded by his family. After 20+ years of Parkinson's Disease, it went as well as that kind of thing can go.

Having literally gone through my father's death at home with hospice care just two weeks ago, I can tell you that the dying are often administered morphine via oral syringe to tamp down pain and keep their breathing comfortable, as the lungs tend to fill up with fluid. In my dad's case, it was a clear liquid that we…

Now they're all making minivans. You understand me? MINIVANS. You've gotta hurt 'em for me, Dik. Promise me you'll hurt 'em real bad

Harry Potter and the Dreary Reality of Being Married to Someone You Met in High School

Fuck yes to your first paragraph, Lemon. That shit is real and it is awful. I have patchy memories of being deep in a run of bad insomnia, going to my doctor and having him lay that folksy bullshit on me and wanting to kill him with my mind Scanners-style.

I have a big soft spot for any of Koji Kondo or Nobuo Uematsu's stuff. Blue Fields from FF VIII somehow winds up being a favorite 'focus on stuff at work' song. I also really dig the Super Mario 2 theme as played by Minibosses: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I couldn't stand it either. If I recall correctly, there was a scene where a T-Rex takes a shit on the Jeep that some of the characters are hiding in. I remember reading that passage and feeling like Michael Chrichton had typed that with one hand while shooting me the bird with the other one. "You liked the first…

I would like to get lasik, but I don't know if I could hack it. For example, your second paragraph is making me scream inside.

What was the deal with Billy Connolly's character, anyway? Was he 100% CG? I only watched it on tv at home, where he looked way way more fake/CG than Gollum. I don't remember specifics, but it was like they never properly rendered light sources on him or something. Maybe it was his stupid mustache.