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Dudes beyond brilliant

I can't put into words how much I hate this band. They are so godamn lame that it makes my balls quiver. Their lyrics make jim Morrison sound like Robert frost. They sound like Bruce springsteens little titty nuggets. This is punani rock for dickhole mall punks who just sold their taking back sunday album and decided

If you have a heavy ny accent (which he does) those rhymes work perfectly.

It's the weirdest song lyrics not the most mind numbingly stupid. If it was, phish would win in a stupid landslide.

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is.

So long story short dudes a butthole?

I'm talking about a different silk the shocker. This aint your daddy's Silkk the shocker.

But can we agree that dogs are definitely funnier than cats?

Any funny women looking for a white silk the shocker type hit me up

This movie was way better than a b-. Typical Transylvanian hipster Zionist media i expected better avclub.

Funny that Until your heart stops was singled out. That was my favorite album as a teenager and one that I think most definitely holds up to this day. I'd like to add basically all of coalesce's 90's albums especially give them rope , functioning on impatience , and revolution in just listening. Botch- we are the

My butthole disagrees. Then again I refer to my butthole as Alice Cooper so this is getting confusing.

Those biscuits are pretty rocking though. Even if everything else sucked its almost worth it just for the biscuits

After some research I figured out that the part of Kaiser Mayhem was in fact played by Ed Alonzo who was "the max" from saved by the bell.

Wish I could play this concert but I've barely haven't even ever seen a gor-tar.

I seen this at the ball games with James.

All this fighting is making me hungry. Now for a delicious 10 course meal of just like massive big bowls of multicolored paint.

I sent a bottle a sparkling apple juice to your house. Did you get it?

If they really wanted to honor him they should have "god is gay" permanently spray painted on the side of the police station.