That's a shame that the sweet dude probably isn't great after all. Sorry about that, buddy.

De nada, my friend, and thank you very much. I've actually been having a pretty bad anxiety bout of late, but I think the worst is behind me.

Sometimes I can just tell, sure. But I'm not going to do detective work.

I think he meant Dikachu.

I think you're having some copy/paste issues here, in the last few paragraphs.

I don't really do the whole gaydar thing personally, philosophy about not making assumptions. Also I'm probably just bad at being able to tell because ace.

Number one has to be the duvet shitter, right? Of course I'm looking at this like I would a tv show ranking or something.

My celebrity crushes as a kid were Ellen Page and DiCaprio. Neither of whom would want to have sex with me, which makes sense.

Well, that broke my heart.

Nope, it's Boon's hat. Even confirmed by the showrunner.

I think that's the opinion of most people who liked 4.

There totally is. After ADWD was released, AFFC started to be published with an addendum at the beginning (the original thing you're referring to still being present at the end) where GRRM apologized and did his best to briefly explain just how different circumstances seemed at the time.

Some people are uncomfortable with performing violence themselves entirely and utterly so, it doesn't matter that Ramsay is terrible. The murders Arya commits are never and should never be pleasant at all because of the damage she's already experienced and is experiencing in that moment, it's unacceptable and sad that…

I think that's exactly what one should do with throwaway characters with minor plot function. It's better for them to be unique, memorable, etc. than completely generic. And the overthinking to me should just be part of the fun for us and not taken so seriously by readers.

He ain't Benjen, he's way older than Benjen would be. Also GRRM's editor had the Benjen theory and he shot it down.

I have the one where he earnestly apologizes for that.

Well, it's telling us that ultimately his plot function was just to get Bran and co. to Bloodraven, just like Jojen's death tells us something similar regarding the limitations of his plot function. That doesn't mean that Coldhands is less of an interesting idea, where if you look at him after what season 4 hinted…

DAMN IT

There, now no one can say I don't own John Larroquette's spine.

Why would the Odysseuses be big-bodied bruisers when he was a small framed strategist and whatnot?