The only to dismiss these charges is to shake it off.

Also: Marah Eakin.

So the Amish are the perfect jury?

Though owning a 75" Ultra Hi-Def TV with OLED and surround sound is a better thing to brag about.

—- THE AV CLUB

First off, a cliche romantic movie combined with a special effects extravaganza didn't deserve Best Picture.

So is Duckburg really racist? I mean, the ducks are almost always in power. The two richest people in the world are ducks. Meanwhile, dogs are usually relegated to the servant, criminal, or blue-collar class.

You saw the movie, right? Rose didn't want to be reunited with her husband in the afterlife. She wanted to be reunited with the weirdo drifter she met on a boat. Extrapolate that: she HATED her family.

I mean… can you really blame Titanic, or was it really Cameron's passion for deep sea exploration that did him in? Titanic was only an extension of that… dude's been obsessed with the underwater world for far longer.

Yeah… it's like the top golfer in America is Jordan Spieth, and he's 24. I don't even know if that makes him too young to be a Millennial, though.

It's about an American scam artist who tries to take the virtue of a proper Englishwoman and the dashing hero who tries to stop him.

Cut out the sappy love story, though, and you don't get the repeat teen girl customers that kept it at the top of the box office for 14 weeks… and Titanic would end up being remember as a super-expensive flop that never recouped its cost.

I think it was something of a perfect storm. Cameron is not known for making romance movies. He's an action movie director. But… he's also one of those rare sort of directors who can get romance (as seen in The Terminator). There are not many action directors who can. Michael Bay tried with Pearl Harbor… but the…

That said… he was easily the best part about The Cape.

This is pretty much what happened at my Catholic school. Only the movie was "Predator 2". And our teacher didn't fast-forward through the awesome gore sequences.

Yeah. For one, Twitter wasn't around yet.

Also it turns out The Heart of the Ocean was some fake costume jewelry she picked up at Claire's.

Unless she was watching some weird Korean soap operas, I don't think 1,500 people died in those.

People like that wouldn't be commenting on a pop culture website, though.

I'll never forgive Titanic from stealing the box office away from Barney's Great Adventure.