I've generally liked the She-hulk character when done well (Byrne, Slott) but this series had mediocre writing, and the art was ok (Pulido) to terrible (whoever the fuck stole money for those fill-in issues). The cute monkey and Asian temp were not nearly as amusing to me as Soule seemed to think they were.

Do you think he's going to have a full on Neeson-ing? That would be hugely entertaining. Although Neeson was always a physically imposing dude mostly playing average dudes in movies. Firth is pretty milktoast looking.

Without him we would never have seen the "slow-motion shot of steam coming off a shaved black man's head while he sits on a sideline bench during a late season game" shot. That shit is like the money shot of NFL Films.

That doesn't make any better sense. You add all these humans to do processing, with all the resources that requires, and then use vast amounts of that processing power creating an artificial reality, with the complexity of human minds basically requires AI level resources. I think just wiping out humans and building…

So does that make this guy the new Michael Biehn? Destined to have corporal or squad commander in front of every character he plays?

I thought the issues Tradd drew were great, and well written. But once he left it dropped in quality really quickly.

I would agree, if it were from a director/writer I trusted. When I see a bunch of batshit great movies being listed as influences for a Tarantino movie, I'm in. But the Wachowskis never had that trust from me. The Matrix was a combo of a bunch of sci-fi, comic book, and anime influences I liked, but with the…

Because straight white males in developed nations who are not intravenous drug users have a vanishingly small chance of getting AIDS. Something like 50k people get HIV a year. About 50k more than optimal, but still not that many compared to the US population. And by far the highest rate is among young gay black…

The only argument you need for eating meat is that it's fucking delicious.

I talked to a friend once who was just starting her career as a doctor. I asked about that whole "positive attitude helping to fight diseases" thing, because it always seemed to be wishful thinking to me. She flat out told me that's what they tell Doctors to say right after they give someone terrible news just so…

It did have a lot of bright shiny things, yes, The great movie part we appear to disagree on.

TL;DR
"This audience hated it. There's got to be less picky people out there though."
-Screenwriter of complete piece of garbage

There really aren't so many Italians or Greeks once you get past the Northeast. I'm sure there are some, and people think it's a lot for their town/city, but not compared to the Northeast. Just like people think the pizza in their town is decent, but that Philly to Boston belt, with New Haven somehow being axis and…

There are a lot of places with very shitty pizza. I lived in San Diego for 2-3 years, that's a pretty decently sized city, and the pizza was terrible. Hell, in Chicago they make slop buckets out of super thick dough and just dump toppings and cheese in them and call that pizza.

Except North Dallas Forty is a good movie.

So you mean like North Dallas Forty, except inspirational and filled with more made up bullshit even though it's supposed to be based on a true story?

Wait Kid Rock's uncle molested Seth Rogen? How did that happen?

I had this reaction years ago when Syd Barret died. I immediately thought, wait that guy was still alive?

Also taking the bowels of the Phillipines captive? The double dong.

As long as Turner D. Century makes it through the reboot in one piece, that's all I care about.