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If everyone gets in just the right position and holds it all the holes line up and the person in front will be singing in a combination of all three people's voices.

Point Break musical was pretty decent. If you don't know the catch, they pull a person out of the audience to play Keanu each night and have the person read off cue cards to highlight how bad an actor he is. It was pretty fun.

DROP!

But why? I meant every word of it!

This is a great first single.
Hope the rest are up to it. God damn, these dudes are getting old.

This is awesome.
Which is why there's no way they'll actually use it.

That shot of him and Brian Posehn naked together probably created quite a few lesbians.

Good to see Patton's been working out…
since I last saw him almost naked in 'Comedians of Comedy'.

Mkd, I know you were just stating an opinion, but you're wrong. Sammy Hagar is an unparalleled douche.

Because baboons bite a lot.

Sammy Hagar sucks baboon cock.
Discuss.

I'm unclear what leads you to believe this won't absolutely suck gorilla balls.

Kickass Constitutional

Please god let this happen.
It will suck in a spectacular fashion.

I am actually a pair of testicles with a 5 o'clock shadow. TRUTH

Outstanding.

Are you guys fucking serious? That movie was awful. I've never come across a movie that requires a greater suspension of disbelief than that one. The scene where he's driving with the goggle to look into the past? Hilarious.

How do you make a movie that's Unstoppable meets Deja Vu
and not include Denzel?

It's not that it's awful, it's just that it's not any good. There's a lot of beautiful well-dressed beautiful people doing stuff, but you just don't really give a shit about any of it. The story just isn't really told well. How Michael Mann, Christian Bale and Johnny Depp got together to do a gangster movie that

*whispers to self*
Please be better than Public Enemies.
Please be better than Public Enemies.
Please be better than Public Enemies.
Please be better than Public Enemies.
Please be better than Public Enemies.
Please be better than Public Enemies.
Please be better than Public Enemies.
Please be better than Public Enemies.