No

They're going to keep doing it until Ryan Seacrest's balls drop.

How come that really complicated super Rubik's cube never caught on?
Are we all just too big of pussies to deal with the challenge?

A.L.F.?

Bikini cardbaord cutout?

What the fuck went on here?

And the bars stay open until around 8am depending on the place you're at. It's kinda awesome if you've got the right setup.

Ho-Chi Minh Trail: Walk of Shame Part Three

Girl Talk
Your move.

Get Jackie Childs on the case.

Does anyone use the word 'masturbated' like that in real life? Don't we all say 'jerked off' instead? I mean, can you masturbate someone else? And can the word masturbate have an object? Doesn't masturbate inherently mean that you did it to yourself? I'm full of questions obviously.

I got a blowjob in high school! And like 6 handjobs! Suck it, good looking TV people!

May you suffer from a slow painful death of CHYMERA-AIDS.

I kinda think this is a great idea. Why won't this work? Did you guys hate the movie? I thought it totally had its moments and the day to day operations of a restaurant seem like a perfect place to set a show. But, I guess Party Down already kinda did this. But, this could be different in that they aren't all aspiring…

Is he like the white Magic Johnson or something?

You told Brandt, Brandt told me. Yes yes?

Office Space
So they took the Michael Bolton joke from Office Space and ran with it, huh.

Selling some blow to the key grip will get you a nod as well.

And is Gladwell gay or not? Just pick one and decide, goddamit!

Is that Tom Bosley?
Why would Tom Bosley be on a train in the Switzerland.