Play this album at your next party.
Everyone will start fucking within 5 minutes. Or your money back.

ADMINISTRATOR! I'd like this thread stricken from the record.

I like the look of it too. Most importantly though…there's George Clooney in a sharp suit with a gun. How do you not win with that?

Fuck
Soga is actually my last name. Me and the fam were stoked for this. :(

When did you fuck him?

Natronicus, that won't really start a fight on these here boards.

Please tell me
she offs herself at the end.

FAIL! Boo…

If she got a boob job…
She'd be the hottest chick in Hollywood. Just sayin'.

I hope David Blaine is working on an extreme way of offing himself.

Have you ever perused the movie selection on Hulu? It's fucking awful. Tits are the only thing worth seeing on there.

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
Where's the porn, Netfux?

Tour?
I hope they tour with Chickenfoot!

No, you're wrong actually.

I hope beyond all hope that I at one point in my life have the gall to say something that misguided and awesome.

What about Bobby Hurley? He won two national championships!

Virgin Mary? I mean, c'mon, dead or not virgins are fucking hot.

Yeah sure….'coworker'…

What I hate is that he almost always plays the wet blanket: Old School, Bong Water, Bottle Rocket, Royal Tennenbaums…I wonder if he bogs down this movie with his relationship issues too.

Fuck yeah!
This will be an awesome place to pick up sluts!